Fisting Stool

A place to sit with a fist inserted into your cunt or bum while reading or having an orgasm. A seated form of fist fucking

I sat on the fisting stool which spread my blerta wide enough to stick a donut in it. Man I felt good afterwards

by Hans Fistur September 17, 2008

toad stool

The bizarre sexual act of squatting like a toad and relieving yourself on your partner.

"Jess did the toad stool on me last night."
"Eww."

by Alex Quantashassle June 3, 2005

Stoolie

A stoolie is a swirly administered with turds in the toilet bowl. Also known as a shitty-twister or a hair doo.

Oh man I had to use a box of qtips to get all the turd out of my ears after Mark gave me a fresh, greasy stoolie.

by Frankie Avocado October 17, 2009

wine stool

What comes the morning after drinking red wine and eating prime rib or any other red meat. Mixing rich foods with high fat content and red wine will build a solid wine stool.

That holiday party food was great last night but the red wine and prime rib made a serious wine stool.

After that dinner of steak, roast potato, shrimp cocktail, red wine and chocolate cake with ice cream I had a serious wine stool to hide.

by William Carlton II November 10, 2010

pigeon stool

(Verb) The act of shitting on a bird. The ultimate revenge.

I returned to the aviary and pigeon stooled that macaw. Looks like the tables have turned for Polly.

by Big Daddeh January 23, 2017

Stool

sex position when a girl bends down to touch her toes. then the guy is on top of her sitting on her like a stool trying to fuck her.

The stool positions requires really precise muscle control from both people

by R2D2 is human April 14, 2009

Stool

The female equivalent of the "tool." Possibly sexual as well, but not necessarily. More like a female poser.

A: Dude, that chick is such a tool.
B: I know dude. That chick's like my fucking shadow, laughing at everything we say. If she were at least hot, I'd totally use that stool.

by StrangersWithEK February 4, 2010