Rum

Our overlord. He is eternal. We shall follow him into the light and watch the world burn beneath our feet, but we will stay living under the rule of our King.

"Rum is our King."
"Oh, really?"
"Yes, but only on Sundays because that's when we feed him."
"What?"
"Yeah, he only likes pine seeds and blackberries."
"What is he, a bird or something?"
"Yes."
"I-"

by Quartings August 18, 2019

rum slave

A derogatory term for persons related to slaves that were brought to areas in the Caribbean and South America and forced to work on sugar cane plantations (which were needed to produce molasses, a key ingredient in producing rum). This term is usually only used when referring to a person of Puerto Rican descent, due to Puerto Rico being the capital of rum production.

Our vacation to Puerto Rico was quite unforgettable due to the fact that Heather had her purse snatched by some rum slave. We had to make an unplanned venture the cruise ship to have more traveler's checks issued, which forced us to cancel our plans to go rain forest hiking.

by brettuthius July 20, 2007

rum rape

when you get absolutely shitfaced on rum and you decide to have intercourse with someone else whilst not getting there permission

“Oi did you hear what went down at the party last weekend?”

“I heard Tommy the mad lad rum raped Emma the bitch”

by cambg December 18, 2023

Doing a Rum Cup

Cupping your hand to get a good hefty scoop of flatulence gas blown out of your ass the goal of which is to quickly bring it up to your nose and huff it a few times.

I was happy in bed and let out a really loud fart, when suddenly my girlfriend walked in and saw me doing a rum cup.

by DreamNoLibs October 9, 2018

Ooga booga rum rum rah

1 - A phrase often used when jumpscaring someone.
2 - A spiritual chant
3 - A greeting with friends

*Friend 1 sneaks up behind Friend 2*

Friend 1 - Ooga booga rum rum rah!!!!
Friend 2 - Ahhhhhh!!!!

by The Skibidi Rizzler May 30, 2025

Rum Bumps

When you take a couple shots of rum and goose bumps infest your entire body!

“Hey Carson take a shot” carson says, “wow I’ve got fat rum bumps”

by emTINGS July 23, 2019

rum jungle

when a boy becomes a man and he sips upon a bottle of Bundaberg rum, he enters a wilderness of great anger, stomping through the unknown, leaving anyone standing in his path brutalised by the mighty power of the tainted liquor.

Big cobba: At Bailey's party I'm gonna enter the Rum Jungle.
Big spippy: Oh yeah, what the heck is that?
Big cobba: Everyone's gonna know what i REally think of em
Big spippy: Look I'm just here for a coupla couplas big fella

by Bundy Love June 19, 2018