romperstomper

A romper that stomps that stomps on other rompers.

Romperstomper off south park, the one with the little stuilts.

by miccadoin September 5, 2006

Rupert

A person who deems themselves to be "an absolute joker". When in reality, they have very poor banter.

House mate frapes you with below average banter, in response: "you absolute rupert"

by Lolalo October 7, 2011

Rumpelstiltskin

This is when a man (or sometimes woman) is bent over giving the man a blow job. While this is occurring the man/woman giving the blowjob is shitting. Simultaneously, the man receiving the blow job vomits down into the man/woman's ass crack causing a flood of vomit and shit to be flung from the anus.

*Someone who i well verse in being the bent over participant can suck vomit into the anus and then spray it out in a plethora of directions.

Ex. a man recieveing a bj vomits into the ass of the man or woman who is giving it while he or she shits, making her a Rumpelstiltskin

by Loss Prevention Officer July 21, 2011

Rupert

The best dog in the whole world. Is probably a huge brat. Will eat literally anything. Will definitely eat your cheeseburger while your away. Always tired and cold. Kinda like a grumpy old man but really cute?

“I miss my dog, Rupert”

by ohmygoshbecki October 13, 2018

reverse rumpelstiltskin

The act of getting on one's knees and then proceeding to give a really short person head after they drink too much; therefore resulting in an accidental golden shower.

Yea, but she was so drunk she reverse rumpelstiltskinned on me!

by Gingerbeer March 17, 2011

Reject From Romper Room

Someone who is excessively naive and exhibits below normal intelligence. Based upon the popular children's series.

Where did you hire that reject from Romper Room? They barely knew how to turn on a computer much less operate one.

by demongolem January 8, 2011

Rumped

Rumped, rump or rumping is a term used to describe human faeces which is very dark and very runny.

The darkness of the faeces is caused by a combination of extraordinary consumption of dark rum and not eating any food.

I woke up after a heavy session and realised I had rumped the bed again. My wife went mental as it takes hours to get that shit out.

by Minty burns February 14, 2015