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Road Goggles

1. The condition where a weary and lonely business traveler sleeps with a woman he meets at a hotel bar.

2. The phenomenon where you sleep with a co-worker on a trip because you're out-of-town, jetlagged, and a little drunk from your business dinner.
"After five days on the road in three hotels, it was late and she seemed attractive enough. I woke up and realized, oh yeah, I was wearing my road goggles."

"She's not much to look at, but there wasn't much happening at the Hampton Inn on a Tuesday night, dude."

"Our flight was cancelled and we had dinner at the airport TGIFridays. After a plate of wings and two beers, it made sense to hook up."
by PunkRockHR March 14, 2014
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Road Mapping

The act of tracing out cock veins with your tongue.
My bitch started road mapping me then I blew a load on her face.
by Zukiman600 August 16, 2019
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Road Throat

“Hey jess come give me some road throat!”

“Yo i heard derrick got some mean road throat last week”
by Ochmock August 18, 2019
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Roadblocked

When an typically grassroots political party or movement gets killed off because the pseudo-democratic powers at be don't like it as it interferes with their agenda. In doing so the illusion of democracy is thought to be maintained as it doesn't appear too blatant and the movement ends up disappearing leaving people with no alternative by the time an election comes. Thus the cycle never ends yet the government will claim democracy works and gives everybody a choice.

Usual methods of roadblocking include but are not limited to: getting hijacked or bribed, not given any media time , paid or being classed as a terrorist organization.
Guy 1: Since when is the EDL a terrorist organization?

Guy 2: Since they got roadblocked.
by DemocracyIsDead September 5, 2020
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Roadgrabber

A decepticon pretender that goes inside a car like shell. He transforms into a jet. if you just pull the COCK pit out it makes him have PENIS.
"Roadgrabber-I have a 6" penis"
by Kantorex February 17, 2021
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recession roadkill

one of the many thousands of people who have been laid off or lost their jobs because of the recession.
I get to sit on my couch all day and surf the net because I'm recession roadkill.
by queenmindi January 15, 2009
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Riverbank road

The richest street in Stamford! Of course it is in North Stamford where all the preppy, spoiled (their parents fault) kids live. They have fricken Mansions. Most of the kids there basicallly live in Greenwich or New Caynan because they are always there!! All there bet friend are from There. They go to Greenwich Academy or some other rich kid school. (again, not their fault). If you live there, then you either are cool or spoiled!!
dude not from North Stamford: Dude, what is up with that Ralph Lauren Shirt?

Riverbank road dude: i live on Riverbank road

other dude: ohhhhh got it..
by Swim2424 September 11, 2011
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