river folk

a lost soul, whom dwells near rivers/lakes. These mythical persons created out of the sledge of the saginaw river have grown in numbers the past decades. they are harmless, often have a strange odor to them, and wild beast-like hair.

Ahhhh, I'm sure that river folk could point me to the nearest river!

by 12121212113 August 22, 2010

river valley pedicure

Cumming on a beautiful blond woman's toes.

Boo wanted to make a fantasy of mine come true so she let me cum on her toes and we called it a River valley pedicure.

by SeaOfPurple July 15, 2015

river wang

When your penis shrinks due to cold temperature

Dang , I'm rocking river wang

by Jakko snappu June 6, 2016

River Beaver

A swampy female who is found floating down party rivers naked, building her fuck huts on the side of the river banks to fulfil her beaver like needs. Very close relative to swamp donkeys, mud crickets and lot lizards. Often found in the rivers of the northeastern America

“Did you get with that river beaver last night Vince?”
Vince- “hell ya bub filled that river beaver up so much we blew apart her walls, she’s gonna be rebuilding herself for a week!”

by Bahami July 29, 2018

River city drum corp

A program where you got 1 bald guy and 2 fat asses over it and a shark trying to control everyone thing you do

River city drum corp

Mr. Albert: give me the phones

Mr. jr: We do this everyday bra
Ms. Jamila: y’all are not good I’m fat

by Albert Shumake December 27, 2019

River ramping

To meet ones maker by means of a glorious exodus speeding off of a ramp over a river.

Ben "Hey man how do you want to go out."
Dexter "River ramping. There's really no other way to go. It's like the Valhalla for idiots.

by Deanis420 March 22, 2022

river oaks

the rich hood of Houston. nearly every kid who lives there goes to some private school cuz the HISD is embarrassing. A bitch ass place that Highland Park can't put nothin on.

-"man dallas is so much better than Houston. river oaks is a dump compared to highland park."

-"Bitch ill go river oaks on your ass!"

Houston>Dallas

by pipingrockforlife August 5, 2009