sneaky ricardo

When a guy inserts his penis into a sleeping girls vagina and she doesn't wake up.

Dude I was able to sneaky Ricardo that blonde from my physics class, It was great.

by Señor Cuevas November 16, 2014

Retardo Ricardo

A title given to an extreme stupid person. A Motard.

We would have been done already had Retardo Ricardo over there not dropped the dishes!!

by Jackalman December 6, 2007

rigamaroo

A word which describes sillyness, and outlandish ideas. Also a word which has close relation to rubbis, and malarky except this word usually has a positive connotation.

1) (Mr. Ramirez) Who said that plants are aliens? Well that is just a load of rigamaroo.
2)He's full of rigamaroo

by topha June 16, 2006

Rigatoni

Rigatoni is the best noodle you will ever have in your life you will always love rigatoni and fall in love with it if you don’t like rigatoni I will shoot you in the head and you are a disgrace to the earth and a disgrace to the Italian culture

Rigatoni is the bomb

by Italian rigatoni January 3, 2020

rigamortis

a dead mans alternative to viagra

the corpses has gone through rigamortis.

by elric21 October 28, 2004

Ricardo

Ricardo is a loving, caring soul who is not afraid to show his feelings to anyone he likes. He will seem shy at first but when you warm up to him, he is a very caring boy with a very weird and funny sense of humor. Ricardoa will always look out for you and he will recognize when you are sad, angry, or emotional. When he loves someone, he appreciates them and contacts them frequently and if somebody asks him out when he is taken, he will reject them and say " I love____ with all that I have, I do not wish to break their heart. " If you ever find a ricardo, do not take him for granted, ever. He is very easy to break and regardless of what you are, he will support you unconditionally. This is for my one and only personal Rick. Luv you.

Girl 1: "ugh, I wish I had a relationship with Ricardolike ___ has! "

Girl 2:" I know, right? Sadly, though, he loves her very much and would never leave her. "

by Sopadomin1809 January 7, 2020

Rigamortis

(Adj.) A word to describe a feeling, situation, person, or frame of mind that has surpassed the essence of sad, lame, pathetic, or unfortunate.

(Adj) something that causes an inner dreadful feeling similiar to the supposed sensation of one's body tensing and hardening after death

Adj. Something that has reached the height or acme of negativity, depression

I am feeling so Rig today, because I still live with my Rigamortis parents. I just want to cry and eat some Riggy pudding.

My job is so Rigamortis that I'd rather work at Red Lobster.

by Alyssa Coops August 10, 2010