Rent a Friend

A person who is really rich and has to buy their friends gifts in order to keep them. In other words they rent their friends and pay them in gifts to keep them.

She has no real friends since she buys them things to keep them. She probably calls 1-800-RNT-FRND to Rent a Friend.

by kuh-rissie December 22, 2008

Rent-Head

group for those obsessed with Jonathon Larson's RENT. Known to frequently talk about how horrible the movie was, quote the show, listen to the soundtrack for hours on end, and break into song. May write fanfiction about the characters, and often relates everything and anything back to Rent.

Non-Rent-Head1: I love Ben and Jerry's icecream!
Non-Rent-Head2: Me too! I like all the cows on the logo...
Rent-Head: Cow? Moo? MOO WITH ME! Only thing to do is jump over the moon!

or

Non-Rent-Head: Oh, crud, the power's out!
Rent-Head: LIKE WITH MARK AND ROGER! OMG!

by Ironic. September 15, 2009

rent-a-homie

Renta Homie or Rent-a-Homie is a Group of Fake ass Friends a person has that they play ass there Squad or Crew or whatever a nigga calls a group of friends.

Oh look at Damian and his group of rent-a-homies he hangs out with different niggas every week.

by YungWheat Aka Trap God Rico May 4, 2016

for rent

a girl that is a hooker

man that girl with the thong on looks like shes for rent

by justinaimers June 24, 2008

Rent a Bum

A lazy ass temp your company hires to help with work. A lazy ass temp who takes excessive breaks.

When asked by the supervisor where all the additional help was, i told him the Rent a Bums were still on break.

by KIMBERLY SHIPLEY April 24, 2008

rent boy

(Respectfully) a homosexual, perhaps participating in prostitution.

(M scores a goal on a football video game).
M: Yes, fucking yes, eat that, K-!
K: Sit down, you fucking rent boy.

by J Dane May 30, 2006

rent-a-cop

fat cops who are basically useless for nothing else but staking out smoking areas on school campuses and getting hard off of couples making out at the mall. easy to outrun and distracted by loud noises.

the "undercover" rent-a-cops at duxbury high school who sit at onion hill in thier van (not a cruiser) watching for kids saying under thier breath, "make my day."

by k.zazzle March 23, 2007