Reese

A dumb ugly sociopath that enjoys making others feel like shit

Reese is a sociopath

by KidneyThief July 18, 2020

reese puffs

Cereal

Mom: What do you want for breakfast

Son: Reese Puffs

Mom: The cereal?

Son: Duh

by Yoshiman911 September 27, 2013

Reese

Reese is a man with the largets damn ego you have been looking for all your life. He stops drama by causing more drama. He cares a lot about his personal image, and really only anyone who actually kisses up to him. He's a real treat to get to know. If your life is boring, you obviously have never met a Reese.

Guy 1: "That Reese fucker spilled the beans about last night."
Guy 2: "It was a cover up for what he did today to that girl."
Guy 1: "I'm sick and tired of his shit man."
Guy 2:"Yeah man, wanna just hit a blunt?"
Guy 1:"Yeah man, let's go."

by FrancisFerdinanSmasher December 15, 2016

Reeves

The prettiest person you will ever meet in your entire life. She will never fail to make you laugh and she is one of the most genuine people. Sometimes, she may be confused on how to show she cares about others, but if you just wait a little longer , she’ll show you how much she cherishes the friendship. She is not always straightforward, and sometimes she can be a bit shy. She has blond hair , blue eyes and she is average height. Not too small, but not super tall. She knows how to have a good time and although not many boys like her , they will soon! She is one of the best friends you will ever have, but she can be kind of a bitch sometimes. She doesn’t always know what she has till it’s long gone and she is not athleTic:(

Girl: oml im so excited to hang out with reeves this wknd!!
Other girl: lucky!! She is sm fun

by helpingwithyoslang November 20, 2018

Reese

Most Reese’s are amazing and friendly. Most of the time they are very Athletic and kind. Most Reese’s act like they have ADHD or have it. All Reese’s are boy crazy or girl crazy.

Dylan loves Reese because of how Reese acts.

by Dlyan and Reese should date February 9, 2019

Reese

Pretty, Hot, Smart, and Kind

Gad dem reese is hot.

by Pogi boy November 4, 2017

Keanu Reeves

Priceless actor. Keanu is one of those actors that only go good in certian movies, but could you imagine someone with any emotional depth playing in Bill & Ted or the Matrix? Keanu's cut&dry, often laughable acting is not without its charm.

"Hello Neo, do you know who this is?"
"Morpheus"
"Yes..."
"Whoa!"

by TrippleZero April 30, 2005