Redditor

a person who scrolls through Reddit everyday with nothing better to do with their life.
They are single and watch adult shows to try not to be depressed.

Yes, I am a Redditor! I finally got my first follower after my 5th cakeday!

by Slime87 June 7, 2020

Redditor

A person who uses the website Reddit. Usually these people enjoy hating on popular things such as Fortnite, Tik Tok, Instagram and Emojis. They like to form circle jerks and worship things such as Minecraft, Pewdiepie, and Keanu Reeves. Redditors have a superiority complex, thinking Reddit is better then all over social media platforms, when it honestly isn’t. They find mediocre and poorly made memes very funny. Memes like “Wholeome 100” and X bad Y good are examples of the garbage they find funny.

Person 1: Hey look at that fat 17 year old harassing a child for playing Fortnite
Person 2: huh, must be a redditor

by Funny irony March 30, 2020

Redditor

An antisocial person participating in the Social Media platform Reddit. A Redditor often thinks he is in terms of intelligence above the average individual (yet is not advanced in any school subjects) and denies the laws of society. A Redditor often has no girlfriend and is sexually frustrated and inexperienced.

“I think Society needs to be reformed, as I am an intellectual and stubborn I think I am able to do it all by myself without any previous experience of this subject.”

“So, you’re a Redditor?”

“hold up RING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING! Minecraft good Fortnite bad! TikTok bad Reddit good! Girls are boring I only hang out with THE BOYS! u/repostsleuthbot REPOST ALERT REPOST ALERT EW EW EMOJIS EW EE R/emojipolice R/ASKREDDIT I TOTALLY BELIEVE THAT DOCTORS AND NASA EMPLOYEES HAVE THIS APP DOCTORS OF REDDIT WHAT IS THE WORST SURGERY U HAVE DONE OMG OMG INTERNET POINTS 4.5 K UPVOTES???!?!!?!?!?!! BIG BUG CHUNGUS BIG CHUNGUS BIG CHUNGUS BIG CHUNGUS!”

by father baa August 30, 2020

reddit

The cancer of the internet. A place where foreign people who don't know better and newfags go to revel in their own shitty glory. Memes were created in the something awful forums, or born, raised in 4chan, killed in 9gag, buried in tumblr/funnyjunk, and put on shameful display in reddit. The worst part, is that they claim the memes to be made by them.

Even worse than that, they try to sell those memes on t-shirts and pins.

tl;dr fuck reddit.

9GAG ALL THE THINGS! OMG I'm so forever alone! this is the funniest place on the planet! 4chan is scary :(. TROLOLOLOL UMAD U BUTTHURT!-typical reddit user.

by Jack Favis August 31, 2013

Redditor

Probably the most toxic creatures known to man. They spend most of their time on the social media platform Reddit. The majority of redditors are usually a liberal, millennial, antisocial, miserable, socially inexperienced, closed minded, act self righteous while in reality actually being a complete asshole and will find anything to make an arguement in an attempt to try to make themselves look smart so that they can feel less insecure. They are usually below average intelligence and try to compensate for it by either arguing nonsensically or telling made up stories to gain pointless internet points. Many are atheists who are complete dickheads, having an illogical and unwarranted amount of hate for religion and think that just because they are atheist they are somehow intellectually superior, although this couldn't be farther from reality. In general, redditors are hateful individuals with no reasoning outside of their hivemind and are mostly unintelligent and delusional people; the biggest losers mankind has ever seen. Very few redditors are actually normal everyday people who aren't absolute garbage.

"Did you see that weirdo over there harassing people?"

"Yeah, they're probably a redditor."

by Russiandragon1394873 January 10, 2021

Redditch

A newtown in Worcestershire. There is not much happening in Redditch but it's much better than Telford or Stevenage.

Pay attention at school in Redditch, so you can leave town for pastures new.Otherwise it's badly paid job time and heavy drinking/moderately heavy drug use.

by DEFINITION 4 August 25, 2006

reddit

A place where all the saddos go to hang out. Usually full of memes. If you go to far, you’ll never come back.

Person 1: OMG reddit is so cool
Person 2: you’re such a saddo lol

by Hexabyte May 11, 2018