optic rectum

when your optic nerve is connected to your rectum nerve it gives you a shitty outlook on life

damn im having a optic rectum day

by purinsimple December 6, 2006

rectumizer

the greatest super hero of all time

"Look there goes the greatest superhero of all time,Rectumizer.

by Distorted Vision March 27, 2003

Rectum Invasion

When something is inserted into the asshole of a living being against their own will.

I gave my chick a Rectum Invasion

by Andy July 18, 2004

rectum ripper

A huge penis that tears the other persons ass causing them to bleed.

That guys penis was sooooo huge that that rectum ripper tore me in two. I couldn't walk right for a week!

by willie989 January 18, 2010

flatus gasious emanatus rectus

Pseudo-scientific term for a fart.

Farter: Aaaah!

Fartee: Dude, what was that?

Farter: A simple case of flatus gasious emanatus rectus.

by Bombcat June 17, 2007

Rectum

1) The tube leading from the large intestines to the anus.

(random quote)
Once stated, "Men should get a tatoo near their stating Exit Only"

2) It gets rid of feces, diareah, blood, and foreign objects that have been swallowed whole by the human.

My rectum shot my car keys out of my ass - What a crazy night at the frat house.

by definitionsxbyxmattx November 27, 2004

Rectum Rodeo

Insult to a gay who like riding arse
colon cowboy

Rahali likes it Rectum Rodeo Style

by Online Mafia August 6, 2003