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Flora to Fondle Ratio

The ratio of flowers to oral sex.
1 dozen roses = 1 BJ
2 dozen roses = 1 BJ with swallow
3 dozen roses = 1 BJ with swallow and a smile
That was nice, but according to the Flora to Fondle Ratio, you owe me a smile.
by TimKyleMatt February 28, 2009
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Bon Déjeuner! Radio- Top 10

Bon Déjeuner! Radio- Top 10, also (known as Bon Déjeuner Music- Top 10) is a popular weekly music chart service published by Bon Déjeuner! Radio to keep the listeners update about the Artists on top of the charts.
Did you know that Bon Déjeuner! Radio- Top 10 is published and updated by Bon Déjeuner! Radio every week?
by Mikee Brown October 6, 2018
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video killed the radio star

The name of the first ever music video played on MTV.
Barbara: (Back in 1981) Oh yay Video Killed the Radio Star is coming on in a few minutes!
by Jackie Dee!! August 6, 2006
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to be completely drunk, in fact so fucked up that you don't even function right... kinda like a homemade radio
Holy F, I'm fucked up like a homemade radio after all those shots...
by Drunkard69 December 15, 2008
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Free wheel ratio

See Free wheel

Equation meant to calculate the level of dullness of a speech.

Ratio =

(Number of words in a speech)
-----------(divided by)-------------
(Minimal number of words to say the exact same thing)

A ratio over 2 means that the speech is truly boring.
Quite frequent among teachers, politician and so forth.

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Oh god, this teacher is sooooo boring, his free wheel ratio was above 3
by FreeWheelTheory June 22, 2011
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weight to tit ratio

the ratio of a girls weight compared to the size of her breasts.
that bitch weighs 3 bills but she's barely an a-cup. that chicks weight to tit ratio is wack.
by Byll September 14, 2009
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Rabiosa

Dominican for being sexually fustrated to the point of being irritable or angry.

Syn. Hornery
I haven't had any in a while, I'm getting rabiosa.
by Lolamento78 October 11, 2013
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