random

a person you do not know and have never known who still talks to you

Random:hey do u kno where the train station is im running late and have to be at the city by 5 o clock

John:nope

Random:k thankyou anyway

Craig:dude who was that?

John:just sum random

by Z Random December 28, 2007

random

1. (The common descriptive definition) This word is sadly overused, but in the correct situation as in the example below, this is the only suitable word and it accurately and sometimes hilariously describes the situation. . . . Perhaps saying something is a non sequitur can be used in place of random in some instances.

**Anyone who would prefer only to hear and use this word only in the context particle physics needs to 1. get a life, 2. get over it, and 3. realize that this is "urban dictionary" and that the prescriptive definition should be looked for in a dictionary not here.

Teacher in front of the entire school: Good morning. How is everybody today? Good? Good! Today we are here to talk about life insurance, so let me introduce our guest Mr. Bob Fowler.

Bob: Thank you, life insurance is . . .

Student to his friend: So anyways, I was just thinking . . . wouldn't it be weird if people were made of plastic?

Student 2: Dude! Your so random . . . maybe . . . I guess . . . ? What's for lunch today?

by Elated Discord February 11, 2008

random

When does it happen? ...When does what happen? IT! Oh. That. No, those! Who? THAT! That's not what I meant. I asked second! Go burn in hell, slim jim. ...What was the question again? Screw flanders? Scew flanders.

celia_dah_walrus: Ask me if I'm a truck! ASK ME IF I'M A TRUCK!!
classified_screen_name: =/ Are you a...truck?
celia_dah_walrus: Nope. ^__^ Mwuhahaha!!!

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 27, 2003

random

Twelve monkeys dancing on a pink trampoline whilst singing "Louie, Louie" and drinking banana daquiris. Also, Snoop Dogg is playing the bongos and discussing physics with Albert Einstein and Fred Durst in the corner of the lunchroom, eating pie, cheddar cheese, and dung beetles.

Random random random random DUCK random random random FUCK random random.

by Egyptian Feces Gones Mad, or Just to Hawaii May 19, 2004

random

Suprising, but usually awsome:)

*2 people talking about school*
Person 1: Want a doughnut?
Person 2: Wow that was random!

by Agent n00beh April 18, 2005

Random

Random, acting or doing things that are in some way weird. A person who is random may also be classified as a tool. Someone who is random may have a mental condition, severe uglyness syndrome or even be from a different country and does not speak your language.

Person A; says something toatally out of context whilst in converstion with person B.
Person B says; Fuck off you random son of a bitch.
Originated in Canberra, Australia

by MC DARA April 16, 2006

randoms

used to describe women you meet at a bar or club

hey man i just met a random over there and i think i like her

by cazper October 26, 2003