remote pwn

v. When you pwn someone and they aren't even there.
Bob: Where is Steve?
Frank: He's in China.
Bob: He's so fat!
Frank: Haha. You just remote pwned him.
*Meanwhile In China*
Steve: I feel a disturbance...as if someone has pwned me from a great distance. I wish I wasn't so fat.
by TheBigLime April 14, 2006
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pwns

Essentially it means "is much better than" or "humiliates", and is most commonly used as a verb. "Pwn5" is the ultimate way to say "pwns", much in the same way "1337" is the ultimate way to say "l33t".

The "5" represents the "s". It is also mid-way between 0 and 10, so is considered a direct hit between the eyes i.e. perfect. This stems from the origins of the word in online multiplayer gaming, where a perfect shot is respected.

So if you want to be 1337, you should say "pwn5" instead of "pwns" ;) :P
7h15 w3b5173 pwns

Th@ l337 h4X0r pwns 7h053 l4M3 n0085

more "1337" ways to say it:

7h15 w3b5173 Pwn5

Th@ l337 h4X0r Pwn5 7h053 l4M3 n0085
by l33ti0d December 19, 2006
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Pwn Juice

1.The juice excreted after somone is PWND (see defenition) Typically from the head due to headshot.

2.The juice excreted from the male genetaila after climax, when shot on to ones face in a degrating matter.
Oh man, i just got Pwn Juice all over your face!
by IncubusAlec November 21, 2005
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pwn continuum

1. The all-encompassing existence of pwnness.

2. The succession of all words and phrases relating to the word pwn.

ORIGIN

Created by Justin and Mike during a trip to Ohio in July of 2005.
"You must respect the pwn continuum."

The originally created pwn continuum includes the following words:
Own/Owned
Pwn/Pwned
Al Capwn/Al Capwned
Cornpwn/Cornpwned
e-pwn/e-pwned
by Machaira July 09, 2005
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pwn your a

To pwn (dominate) a person (or animal,noob,etc.) in a fashion which causes their a-hole to explode in a fiery passion. Person may pray to the Lord (budah, or mohammed) for you to stop, but the pwning will continue.
"Yo, felicia, if we were to fight I'd pwn your a."
by alexthebehr May 12, 2010
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pwn corn

The better version of popcorn. Not only does it taste better, it pwns too.
Doug: Hey can I have some pop corn?
Brand: I don't have any pop corn, but I do have some Pwn Corn
Doug: Alright!
by Tim Osmond November 29, 2006
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pwn with easy

real meaning: I owned you easily. Used when mimicking or imitating immature people who play video games and like to talk big.

People most likely to use this phrase are: Thados, JeffK, B1FF + many more.

Origin: In Blizzard's new MMORPG, World of Warcraft, a paladin (a class which contains many immature and unskilled players) named Thados dueled and lost to another player and then insisted that he had won. After numerals msgs claiming he "won" he used the phrase "I pwned you with easy".
Octavianicto has defeated Thados in a duel.

Thados: I won

Thados: I owned your ass

Thados: I pwned you with easy

Octavianicto: Okay, I believe you. *roll eyes*
by iluv March 02, 2005
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