Popping an Orange

Phrase used when referring to the popping of a hymen (cherry) that has developed a late-stage cancerous growth.

Jeremy: "Yeah, just relax for me babe, I’m gonna go right through that che— oh Jesus fuck."
Samantha: "I told you I only had two months to live Jeremy, aand this is what I’ve always wante—"
Jeremy: "No no, it’s just that... not many men can say they were once popping an orange, ya get me? And is that puss coming... I’m just gonna get on with this."

by EpicWatermelon December 18, 2018

pumping gas

when you commit anal then pee in your partners asshole

Diana let me finish pumping gas into you!

by justicedrizz December 19, 2018

Pulping

Violently fucking and ejaculating in a fruit, so that its interior is primarily composed of syrupy liquid.

I tried pulping a peach, but it was infested with fruit files that tried to enter my urethra.

by pulpking March 9, 2019

Pumping Slop

Something you do over the weekend and tell your co-workers about over the weekend

Mike: So what did you do over the weekend?
John: Just hung out with the family
Dave: I was pumping slop all weekend!

by Kyuubinoneko October 14, 2019

Jiffy Popping

(Verb) The act of propelling multiple small pieces of poo out of the anus in rapid succession.

John was constipated ,but after eating at Chipotla he spent the rest of the day jiffy popping.

by AWESOME PRO BEARD August 7, 2012

Thunder-pumping

The act of vigorous masturbation, but only when it is so violent that anyone who hears it, assumes they are hearing rumpy-pumpy.

Person 1: I was totally thunder-pumping to your mom's Facebook last night
Person 2: ....

by JBizzle89 November 12, 2012

top popping

Popping your head up higher than the windshield while riding in or driving a convertible.

I put some pillows under my ass, and I was top poppin' all the way home!. I had bugs in my teeth from top poppin' all weekend in my convertible. Always wear proper eye protection when top popping. I was top poppin' with my gf, and she decided to take off her top for a double popped top experience!

by mememetoo July 4, 2016