Pucker Contraction

When an individual needs to urgently pass a stool with no restrooms in sight leading to contractions of the pucker from resisting the urge to soil ones pants.

Man, I was stuck in traffic and desperately needed to go number two. It was so urgent that I experienced pucker contractions like when you use a muscle stimulator. Thankfully, I found an offramp and a restroom at a gas station.

by Mr. Dirty Thumb August 1, 2025

Mister Pucker

One, whose asshole is so tight that it causes him to be in a constant state of angst, which they proceed to unleash needlessly upon others.

One colleague to another, "God damn, John is so up tight." Colleague 2, "That's why we call him Mister Pucker!"

by Meester Fuzzums May 9, 2008

alabama lip pucker

when a girl in highschool or middle school sucks dick and loses virginty at a young age

Kelsey is an alabama lip pucker from middle school til now

by Cathy's peters wife April 4, 2017

hooty pucker

Uncontrollable sobbing usually during the projection of a sentence.

Sally's hooty pucker's were so bad we couldn't understand a word she was saying.

by joe62890 February 20, 2011

Booty Pucker

A nervous excitement

When he made that joke about getting married it made my booty pucker

by Big Marks from the chair May 31, 2025

Wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chode

A rare species of Chode in which the penis head has retracted so much, the sunken shaft puckers up to form a vortex of wrinkles, folds and shrivels around it resembling a raisin.

Emily: class, did you know that wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chodes are so microscopic you can't use a ruler to measure them but rather have to count the number of shriveled folds?

Persephone: the Raisin Chode my group measured today had 21 wrinkles--a big one!

by Emily's Chode Species 101 May 1, 2025

Vagina Pucker

When the cunt literally tries to consume itself for fear of unwanted penetration.

"That creepy guy staring at us is totally making my vagina pucker."

by Cunthulhu May 8, 2021