Pseudo-Jailbait

Someone (especially a young woman) who lets people think they are underage as a way of teasing/flirting/having a joke but is perfectly legal.

She made a lot of guys panic slightly by being pseudo-jailbait

by ApricotFields September 28, 2018

Pseudo-patriot

One who holds great pride in one's own nationality or culture, to the point of looking down upon other nations or cultures, often assuming stereotypical misrepresentations, prejudices, or inferiority to one's own nation or culture.

Examples of Pseudo-patriot Englishmen:

"Amongst a multiplicity of other topics, we took occasion to talk of the different characters of the several nations of Europe; when one of the gentlemen, cocking his hat, and assuming such an air of importance as if he had possessed all merit of the English nation in his own person, declared that the Dutch were a parcel of avaricious wretches; the French a set of flattering sycophants; that the Germans were drunken sots and beastly gluttons; and the Spaniards proud, haughty and surly tyrants: but that in bravery, generosity, clemency, and in every other virtue, the English excelled all the world." -Oliver Goldsmith in 'National Prejudices'.

by SparkySouls September 24, 2020

pseudo-religious

Exhibiting superficial interest, selective interpretation of religious teachings, and inconsistent adherence to religious principles, often for personal gain or manipulation.

I can't stand these fucking pseudo-religious fucks! They would say Jesus was a flat-earther who beat his fucking dog if it benefited them.

by Mr Sarcasum August 1, 2023

pseudo-capitalism

transactional exchanges that replication capitalistic ideology but are not a true exchange of equivalent and exact value. This is most often found within communities of non-strangers that live within a larger capitalistic framework, and as such, borrows it's language and mechanisms

Example cases:
"I'll pay for the gas if you buy the snacks"
"Nah, if you mow my lawn, let's just call it even"
"Don't worry about paying me back the couple bucks, it's more trouble than it's worth"
"Oh, I can do that for you! Pay me back by buying us pizza ahaha"

My neighborhood participates in pseudo-capitalism, and it makes us feel so much more connected

by mddx July 28, 2023

Pseudo female

Also known as a trap/femboy. They basically resemble pretty girls with flat/small tits and are thicc , but are actually guys and have smol pp.

Astolfo is a pseudo female.

by Saitama 777 November 23, 2021

Pseudo-dude

A woman who has taken on the gender role of a man.
Similar to butch, but less offense than dyke.

It is ok to hit a woman only if she's a pseudo-dude, it's only fair that if she wishes to act like a man you treat her like one.

by Big Baddy Broad May 19, 2014

Pseudo Gooch

When the gooch of a feminist inflates, usually incurred by the natural wrath of gender, to form a female scrotum

Damn Bill, look at the pseudo gooch on that one!
Shit Mike, she must be real hot and bothered

by The Captian May 5, 2015