The Promised Neverland

anime that will get you to shit your pants after the first episode
it's about death and orphans getting eaten by demons
^ sounds like a stan twitter meme but it isn't
Emma over your favs

1.

A: I hate Emma from The Promised Neverland
B: I'll prick your eyes out and eat them

by MrAkiyama February 27, 2022

Eastern Promise

As discovered in the Film Eastern Promise by Actor Viggo Mortensen, an Eastern Promise can be defined as someone high kicking the shit out of another person while butt naked.

Wow That Guy Just Eastern Promised The Shit Outta Joe!

If you don't gimme that piece of cake I will Eastern Promise you so hard!

by Evan Hanchett November 4, 2008

italian promise

A promise that you intend not to keep

"Hey you said you would!" "it was an Italian promise"

by Paul Conley March 31, 2015

Pinky promise

a lie. they will always forget about it :(

person1 : I won’t leave you

person2 : pinky promise :) ?
person1 : pinky promise

Person1: im done bye
person2 : but u pinky promised :(
*opended 28/9/20

by iminpainlol November 27, 2020

promise panty

The lingerie or panty given to your proposed future lover when you're not yet ready for sex.

She's not sexing me yet but I have her promise panty in my room.

by ArtieWolfe May 8, 2016

Russian Promise

The act of saying one thing, which puts everyone at ease, then doing the exact opposite of what you propose. It's kind of like a crazy Ivan.

Ivan: Anna, if you go to bed with me, I promise to respect you in the morning.

Anna: Really, I love you so much.

Ivan at 6AM: Get out bitch, here's cab fare. I gave you a Russian Promise last night.

by Commissar Black October 14, 2008

Promise Keepers

A pan-denominational Christian men's organization, the Promise Keepers frightened liberals during the 1990's by their public commitment to being better fathers and husbands and more sincere Christians.

You're not really going to let your husband and son go to that Promise Keepers rally, are you?

by Gahmuret June 29, 2006