voodoo programming

Using code or a programming technique(more often than not, a complicated one) without understanding what it actually does and why it solves a particular problem.

-What does this function do?
- I don't know. I just cut and pasted it from stackoverflow.com
- We are not doing voodoo programming here. I'm reverting this commit.

by kr_kr August 29, 2016

program manager

The person at your job who has an ambiguous role, disappears into conference rooms for hours at a time, and hasn't ever done anything that pertains to your work (that you know of). No one knows what this person does. They are quite literally Milton from Office Space.

The new guy Fabian, from Google, told me he is a program manager. Does anyone know what that actually means?

by Random Computer October 16, 2017

Shit Shed Entry Program

The planning before anal sex.

Dinner and drinks for Shelly was all a part of David's Shit Shed Entry Program for her. He'd be bowel deep by midnight.

by Zonal K October 3, 2019

Brogrammers before hoegrammers

The unwritten law that your male programming friends should always come before your female programming acquaintences. Most frequently used when a fellow brogrammer is bending over backwards to accommodate a hot hoegrammer's needs, while spurning his brogrammers.

Scott: Sorry, guys, Erica needs me to rewrite how our PHP Framework is integrating with Drupal in order to make her module function properly.

Jack: WTF, brogrammers before hoegrammers, dude.

Scott: But dude, she showed me major cleavage when she leaned over to ask me!

Jack: ...Can I help?

by Japegrape November 30, 2011

c programming

C is a general-purpose, imperative computer programming language, supporting structured programming, lexical variable scope and recursion, while a static type system prevents many unintended operations.

by jayson carganillo
c programming is good

by in treust we god January 22, 2018

progamer move

when you do something stupid that happens to work out well

throws tenisball at window hits but bounces off and lands in a bin what a progamer move

by pokeboi1112 March 11, 2021

whore program

a program on a compy that does whatever you want it to, with minimal effort needed and little customization available. Basically the program just lets you get really far for no work, but you can't do the kinds of amazing things you can with other kinds of programs.....

1)
idiot: "i made a website with ms frontpage"
me: "you idiot, that is such a whore program, code your own site!"

2)
idiot: "can you show me how to make a game in flash today?"
me: "you idiot, games can take weeks - flash isn't a whore program!"

by teh malcolm January 7, 2007