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Proconstipation

Bob: Proconstipation sucks
Bobett: Tell me about it, I need to crap out some chapters this weekend but it won't come out!!!

Stephanie Meyer: I need some time to Proconstipate, so I can save the world from Midnight Sun just a bit longer.

I'm still proconstipating writing my shitty little fanfic. I'll shit out a few more chapters before I go to bed.
by Rofflecakes April 17, 2010
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procogo

I love music so much! I've seen countless bands live... I'm basically a procogo now.
by QueenCitySpayd December 6, 2017
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PROFACT

‘Profact’ is short for ‘propaganda-fact,’ a false statement usually presented by a mass media outlet as being a fact, to deceive and condition, trick, and manipulate audiences. Profacts are weaved in between facts, and are almost omnipresent.
Surprisingly, a Macintosh computer’s dictionary’s definition of the word ‘illusion’ stated the following: "The illusion of family togetherness", as an example of that word (2010). That definition is one example of the many ‘profacts’ which permeate society.
Though that definition appears innocuous, in reality it indirectly tells readers that "family togetherness" is an illusion—an anomaly, something rare. Though in reality, "family togetherness" is basic to a healthy family life.

Presenting "the illusion of family togetherness" as an example of the word "illusion" is malicious because it attacks the family by distorting reality, and sets an example and acts as a role model for primarily young people—because they have not lived long enough to spot a lie. Moreover, reading that malicious definition could even begin to dehumanize anyone who believes that false statement.
by but for December 18, 2017
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Profag

Any professional gamer that's way too good at a video game.

Usually they know that they are good and are complete assholes about it. Also if you are playing with them they'll get mad at you for doing something wrong on the game.
Fuck I just got killed by an entire squad of Profags. There's no way we can beat them!
by Skydude HD December 27, 2018
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Pofos

When someone hands you something but you accidentally kiss them on the right eye lid
This girl handed me a piece a paper and i accidentally pofos her.
by Dick God 666 December 6, 2019
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prof chaos

The pinnacle of gaming goodness. Prof Chaos' are the |337est beings to walk the planet and pwn any nubs that stand in their way.
I was fraggin nubs, then Prof Chaos came and nubbed my n00b ass cuz I stank balls.
by Joe Dirt January 5, 2004
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prodoucher

ur mom is the best prodoucher i have ever had the privlage of doing in the ass hole. she tickled my pickle real good.
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