Procrastabate

A Procrastination masturbation

John was overwhelmed with his workload, he had one last email to respond to before the end of the day, due to his mental fatigue he needed to procrastabate to recharge and finish off that email.

by Mr Sweat July 6, 2023

Procrastibarking

The act of barking (literally or metaphorically) as a way to procrastinate or avoid doing something you need to do. Often involves unnecessary noise-making or distraction to delay productivity.

Example in a sentence:
"I was supposed to clean my room, but instead, I spent half an hour barking at the neighbor's dog. Classic procrastibarking!"

"I was supposed to clean my room, but instead, I spent half an hour barking at the neighbor's dog. Classic procrastibarking!"

by M1N0L3SS January 28, 2025

e-procrastinate

The use built in features of computer programs that allow you to procrastinate. Specifically related to calendar events.

I had a huge project to do today that my outlook calendar pop-up reminded me of. I clicked snooze for 24 hours and e-procrastinated it until tomorrow.

by IHateWork September 15, 2010

Anti-Procrastinate

When you are dreading and worrying about doing something so much you do it earlier than intended.

"Did you do your homework last night"
"Yeah, I was gonna wait till 8 but I anti-procrastinated and did it at 7"

by AshTiko February 8, 2018

Actively Procrastinated

Doing something, anything, other than the thing you are supposed to be doing. Avoiding the assigned task by completing unrelated tasks.

Steven actively procrastinated by cleaned the entire house to avoid doing his tax returns.

by Titleist2002 May 20, 2023

Ultra-procrastinate

when you procrastinate until the last minute on something, only to find you underestimated the amount of time you needed to get it done, thus being unable to complete it

I got a zero on my science project because I ultra-procrastinated on it

by Eushshtb October 25, 2024