Precious smoke

When you realize you have only one cigarette left after a night of drinking and all your friends have none. #shouldhaveplannedahead is your tomorrow life motto

Colin asks: can I bum a cig?
Me: it's my last precious smoke
Colin: I will pay you whatever for that
Me: ok , if you pay for drinks!

by Imbeckywiththebesthair November 20, 2016

precaffeinate

The act of removing the coffee pot and pouring a cup of coffee before the pot has fully brewed.

"Dude, you totally precaffeinated that cup of coffee. What, you couldn't wait another 30 seconds?!?"

by Tosa Steve December 6, 2016

precation masturbation

The act of masturbating the day before a long vacation to avoid the urge to touch oneself in close proximity to friends and/or family members.

I've made our reservations, packed our bags, and had my precation masturbation session. I am totally ready for this trip!

by RonnieRon February 6, 2017

Precious

Great footballer ,awesome friend the girl everyone wants to have.

Precious boy

by Presh269 March 17, 2017

Precious Pete

A loving man who loves a durrie and a punt. Would gamble his kids away if it come to that point. Especially loves a good perv at the beach.

Precious pete lost all his children when he lost his quadie and ran out of money.

by Alien face December 9, 2017

Precipidition

A black, rough, and rocky substance

The precipidition was on the ceiling.

by Melisa Brown June 29, 2018

Precious

Karla Camila Cabello Estrabao

Camz is the most precious thing to ever walk this fucking world!

by wr.eo11222 October 5, 2018