pork soldier

Yet another term for penis.

Fritz enjoys it when I stick him with my pork soldier.
by mirg April 02, 2008
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Pity pork

The practice of having sex with someone only because you feel sorry for them; sympathy sex.
John won't stop whining about how long it's been since he's gotten laid...I'm willing to pity pork him myself just to shut him up already.
by mds1978 January 20, 2011
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Pork Ranger

An obsessive, over-zealous and egotistical Park Ranger who feels a need to ticket drivers for speeding, typically on roads outside of his or her jurisdiction.
Better slow down, those Pork Rangers will ticket you for five miles over the limit!
by Jock Cousteau July 17, 2008
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Pork Salad

My Vegan boyfriend's coming over tonight and he's bringing the Pork Salad.
by Miz Larreau March 29, 2009
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Pork Steer

The tendency of a car to turn left (right in RHD cars) when being driven by a fatty. The driver's extreme weight causes the left side suspension to sag, making the car naturally turn left.
Although this can be a benefit if you normally make left turns, right hand turns will be negatively affected by the weight imbalance.

This effect is similar to torque steer, a similar effect found in FWD cars and caused by driveshaft differences.
Unlike torque steer, pork steer can be found in cars of any engine/drivewheel layout, as long as the driver is a pork enthusiast.
Q: why does my car turn left when i hit the go pedal?
A: lol pork steer
Source: Automotive Ins
by Automotive Insanity February 01, 2008
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Pork Chop

You can't outrun a Pork Chop!
by talk2me-JCH2 April 01, 2021
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Pork and Cheese

Derogatory or merely joke word to describe someone of Portuguese origin...often used in Southern Ontario where at least half a million Portuguese live.
Hey Fatima are u pork and cheeese
by Salvatore Ragoti August 12, 2004
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