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Sleep Paralysis

One of the necessary stages every human (usually) experiences during the transition from being awake to being in a dream. If you don't have this fortunate occurrence happen to you, you are a sleepwalker. It is a simply and smart mechanism to ensure you do not actually act out what you're doing in your dreams. You do tend to believe your dreams are real while you're in them, right? This closes down the bridge of transmitting your apparent physical actions in your dreams to your physical body outside of the dream.

Most people who become aware of sleep paralysis while it's happening become terrified of it, try to escape it, and become irate when others bring it up. This is ridiculous when you think about it. If it didn't happen, you would sleepwalk. And whether you become aware of it or not, it happens every time you rest. The really good news is that if you become aware of it happening, you are given a unique opportunity. You can RELAX and let it happen, like a film trailer you don't care for, and stay aware until you are in the dream itself, making it... lucid! Lucid dreaming is the key. The other option is to senselessly struggle, and think it's some strange demonic thing. Kind of like taking the red pill or the blue pill.
"I had sleep paralysis again last night."
"Do you think you're opening your eyes and trapped in your bed?"
"Well, I used to think that, but this time was different... I was in my bed, but my room was completely mirrored, so I knew it couldn't have been real."
by Oneironauts March 19, 2014
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Youtube Paralysis

The feeling that you get at 1.00 am, when anything on youtube, even the most terrible video ever, seems interesting/funny/awesome. Usually occurs after a long and tiring day full of stress and inner turmoil.
Joe: Man, I worked a 13 hour day at McBurgerland and my girlfriend broke up with me - then when I got home I had total youtube paralysis.

Harvey: How absolutely awful old chap. Shall I take it you shall be coming out to gain some pussay and/or booty this evening?
by The midnight definer August 30, 2011
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Pocalyuko

A term given to:
A) someone in commerce
B) Enjoys a nice mike's hard lemonade
C) Has gay fantasies about the Dallas Cowboys
D) Lifts minimal amount of weight in the gym
E) Doesn't like women
How was your workout?

- Oh it was horrible, i pulled a pocalyuko
by SteelersNation February 28, 2011
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Paralympics

An event held every 4 years where people with disabilities compete in many different events. It is based off of the Olympics and is held a week after the Olympics at the same place.
Jessica Long swam at the Paralympics and won gold
by Swimmingbrunette October 28, 2013
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parallel angles

angles that are 180 degrees so they form straight lines, thus making them parallel so they will never touch.
___________
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^these are parallel angles
by ssyydddd March 27, 2007
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Pooral Hygiene

Abbreviation of Poor Oral Hygiene.

Probably quite popular term among the dentistry profession.

If someone isn't in a routine of brushing their teeth often and just generally keeping their breath smelling minty and inoffensive you might feel inclined to say:
"wow, that rancid old man is breathing on the other side of the bus and I can smell the stench of Worthers Original and pipe smoke on his breath. He must have very pooral hygiene"
by axel.bjorn December 13, 2009
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Parallel Kingdom

Parallel Kingdom is a mobile location based massively multiplayer game that uses your GPS location to place you in a virtual world on top of the real world (a google map). Once on this map, you can move around, collect estates (cities which are built on top of real life cities that have 2000+ population), hunt, trade, or just talk with other players. By far, best game for android/apple products. Available in either of those markets.
"Did you hear about parallel kingdom? It was rated one of the top 10 best mmo's on Ipad, android, and Iphones by NowGamer and was a finalist in the Mashable best mobile.game!
by TTTF July 28, 2012
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