Looking at pictures and videos of pork and whispering "oh yeah I'd eat that" the whole time. Then you mutter "you like that you fat bastard" while crying into your two dollar BBQ pork frozen dinner.
Me: "Bro, do you want to look at some porkography with me?" Bro: " Oh yeah, I'm down to look at some juicy hams".
by Smokey in the bumhole March 29, 2024
Get the porkography mug.Post Pornographic Stress Disorder (PPSD) is a trauma related disorder caused by viewing highly disturbing, sexually explicit material. People affected with the disorder usually have reoccurring thoughts, flashbacks, and, in extreme cases, nightmares related to the material they observed. Individuals with the disorder will feel extreme discomfort, shame, disgust, and, in some cases, arousal when having mental images of the disturbing pornographic material. This can cause the individual extreme discontent with their life, and must be treated properly.
Diagnosis Criteria:
1. Individual has observed highly disturbing pornographic material. The material must show genitalia/partial nudity, and be highly disturbing to the sufferer (individual's sexual preference, and sensitivity to pornography can cause different causes of the disorder).
2. Individual has reoccurring and frequent flashbacks, mental images, and, in some cases, nightmares related to the sexually explicit material they viewed.
3. Reoccurring mental images cause the affected individual extreme disgust, shame, and, in more severe cases, disturbing arousal.
4. The individual has had these reoccurring mental images for at least one month, and the flashbacks show no sign of diminishing or causing desensitization to the affected individual.
Diagnosis Criteria:
1. Individual has observed highly disturbing pornographic material. The material must show genitalia/partial nudity, and be highly disturbing to the sufferer (individual's sexual preference, and sensitivity to pornography can cause different causes of the disorder).
2. Individual has reoccurring and frequent flashbacks, mental images, and, in some cases, nightmares related to the sexually explicit material they viewed.
3. Reoccurring mental images cause the affected individual extreme disgust, shame, and, in more severe cases, disturbing arousal.
4. The individual has had these reoccurring mental images for at least one month, and the flashbacks show no sign of diminishing or causing desensitization to the affected individual.
Friend: "Hey bro, did you see that video I sent you? *Laughs*"
You: "Yes, and I think it gave me Post Pornographic Stress Disorder (PPSD)."
You: "Yes, and I think it gave me Post Pornographic Stress Disorder (PPSD)."
by Scientific Definitions August 2, 2016
Get the Post Pornographic Stress Disorder (PPSD) mug.by Lord Motherfucker June 6, 2016
Get the almost pornographic mug.by JBU III January 11, 2008
Get the Podography mug.i feel pornagraphul
by LaurenJenae February 20, 2009
Get the Pornagraphul mug.- a visual representation of chalk-board erasing; specifically, swish-sawshing the eraser to minimize board dirtiness
by quarkSO3 September 30, 2014
Get the Pernagraphy mug.Over zealous use of puns in written or spoken formats. Using corny terms or puns. One that is corny in use of jokes
"Something is fishy here" when cooking surf and turf. "I sea what you did there. Sea - saw...tense doesn't matter." Ha-ha very good cornography!
by owns the jedi July 2, 2015
Get the Cornography mug.