Curly-poof

A common name for those that have curly and/or poofy hair -- REAL, though, not fake. So far it's only a term of friendly endearment and a way to catch the attention of a curly-haired stranger, as they will respond to it.

Friend: Hey Curly-poof, what's up?
Curly-poof: Nothing much.

Stranger: Curly-poof, what are you doing?

by real-life poof May 14, 2011

attack poofter

An aggressive gay used to attack straight people by their "handler".

Anytime a dude tries to crack on to Ollie, Ollie sets his Attack Poofter on him to gay things up. Ollie then has sex with a female cos he's not gay.

by The_green_fairy June 30, 2014

tiny poof

An animal that appears great in size, but, once you touch it, is actually very small and only appears so large because it has a great deal of fur. Like a pom pom, but alive, and, also, not at all.

Father: Your rabbit is a lot bigger than you said it was
*Picks up rabbit*
Father: Ah, this creature is entirely composed of fur
Daughter: Told you; my rabbit is a tiny poof.

Father: Your rabbit is a lot bigger than you said it was
*Picks up rabbit*
Father: Ah, this creature is entirely composed of fur
Daughter: Told you; my rabbit is a tiny poof.

by Pzazz Injyles March 18, 2015

Just Poofing

Having consentual sex with another man in order to relieve sexual frustration.

No acts of intimacy, such as kissing.

First con:

"Came by your cell earlier and seen a guy hanging off your dick"

Second con:
"Gets lonely. It's just poofing and don't mean a thing"

by TnD-GSC July 24, 2016

bloody poofter

what you call someone when they do something extremely spastic

Bloody poofter! why the hell would you do such a thing

by Massive Legend June 9, 2018

Shlan poofa

A way for Ken and Barbie to refer to their foot fetish without it being clear to the children watching it. All so it's pg

I have a shlan poofa.

by Greg4321 July 19, 2019

Gooch Poof

When your fart rolls forward while sitting down and comes out the front .

Waiting in the doctors office, I let one slide out to my surprise,‘‘twas a gooch poof

by mUlletdude69 April 22, 2022