pooty principle

states that one should always side with the pooty in any argument involving the pooty giver and any other persons. It is better to agree with the pooty giver and continue receiving pooty than to express your real views on the situation and have your pooty supply cut off.

This principle has been widely used to disprove "bros before hos" theory.

"She was wrong about it, but I decided to go with the pooty principle"

by rawr123 May 9, 2007

pooty quank

Vagina

"Yo dude, im going to this party tomorrow. Im gonna try and get some of dat pooty quank"

by deecrazycat December 13, 2009

pootytanglicious

james p. glover is pootytanglicious, when you are sexy and smokin hott at the same time, you are 2 hott 2 be sexbuttlicious, but way 2 cool for just the normal hottstuff, you have now became pootytanglicious.

kim and patty are to pootytanglicious son of a bitches

by frehcnfry October 29, 2006

pooty tang

A sweet tasting malt with a wiff of
china (Can be serverd "on the rocks"
or in the microwave for 4-6 seconds)

Brad drank a sex-on-the-beach, John had
a 42 oz tequila, and I had a very refreshing pooty tang.

by Mike December 9, 2003

Pooty

short for the name Pootus.

Damn that Pooty has the biggest cock

by Pootus October 22, 2003

poofter

A bro who seems to enjoy men's company more than the ladies.

Chick: hey wanna chill tonight ?

Bro: Nahh, i gotta hang out with my bros were gonna chill all night play some xbox watch some porn.

Bro 2: What a poofter!

by brosaurus rex January 7, 2009

poofter packer

someone who shoves poofters heades up their ass and shits in their mouth

'DAMN''i shoved his head up ma ass'

by ooh u ass hole May 8, 2005