Plumperberry Pied

The unfortunate incident of being struck in the face with a pie.

1. This pie must be made from
- pie crust
- the inside filling of schfifty five twinkies

2. Must be struck with the pie by a morbidly obese person

Kyle awoke one day with the aroma of bacon residing in his nostril. He immediately arose from his slumber and with haste began his jaunt to the kitchen. With hop, skip and a jump kyle raced down the stairs and made headway to source of the scent of bacon. Turning into the kitchen Kyle's face was met with a blow. After wiping away filling and a tear Kyle saw the face of his attacker. It was a morbidly obese woman ranging from 124 kilograms to 136 kilograms. Kyle realized he had just been Plumperberry pied.............and there was no bacon

by Richard Stroka September 29, 2012

plump with lump

need for defecation, have a shit, 'take' a shit, potential movement of the bowels, preg-o-not, one being "full of shit"

-be right back! i'm plump with lump!!

his theories were plump with lump

my 'propho' burst and jane ended up plump with lump

YOU'RE a LIAR jay!!, you're TRULY plump with lump!!

by michael foolsley October 28, 2013

plumplisheuos

slang for my fat bitch.

the plumplisheuos girl is attractive to the fat people in our town.

by lemmon rack September 14, 2014

phumpy

Gay

Im gay!

So you're a Phumpy?
Ya u stupid idiot there synonyms
Fuck im a fraud

by Phumpy H8er June 14, 2016

Plump Tulip

When a woman's vagina is swollen from not using enough lube during rough sex; Tulip is an English Oronym for "two lip" or female genitalia in this case.

"Man look at my vagina! You gave me a Plump Tulip! Next time we need to use more lube!"

by Sinful Divinity February 29, 2016

plump leg

Nice, full , and very juicy

Jovan said Taylor had a nice plump leg

by Molly price November 30, 2017

Plump Waist

a word to describe a male or females waist line as fit or healthy.

Wow , he sure has a plump waist on him.

Did y’all see her waist,? It was plump.

by Plumppy January 4, 2018