Pity Pussy

when your down or feeling sad or hurt, and you get all types of girls trying to help you,

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Fred: going thru some tough times rite now, could use some comfort,

Sexy girl 1: awwwwwww poor baby

Sexy girl 2: Evrythings gonna be ok, call me if you want :)

James: Damn fred gettin all the pity pussy

by BallaBrenn July 5, 2010

pity da fool

What Mr. T does before he knocks the criznap outta j00 sucka plz!

I pity da fool who don't come up in this hizzy to mess mah bling bling up.

by Linh March 6, 2003

Pity Pancakes

When, the morning after a personally trying event, your parent or significant other voluntarily makes you breakfast out of sympathy.

Man, yesterday I was fired, failed a test, was rear-ended, and got a parking ticket... but today I feasted on chocolaty pity pancakes made from scratch! Thanks, mom!

by Felicific May 26, 2009

Pity Fishing

Pity fishing is an action when the "fisherman" complains about something in there life just to get pity from their listeners.
Someone who complains about something just so others can here them to give the complainer pity.
Pity fisherman are also usually compliment fishers (see compliment fishing)

Facebook Status: "My life is so hard, I have to do everything myself no one else will lift a finger."

PatsyReader: "awww poor you"

SmartReader: "oh quit your PITY FISHING!"

by quiturbitchin December 13, 2009

pitty piss

Going to the bathroom with someone just because you feel sorry for them.

When the new girl comes to school and thinks it's cute to ask a group of girls to accompany her to the john. This is probably the most common example of the pitty piss.

by yourexbff September 30, 2009

Pity Hit

The act of feeling so sorry for a girl that you have relations with her, despite your better instincts.

Common when intoxicated and recalling the story later on.

Alex: "Man, I was so drunk I think I fucked that girl!"
Wes: "Ohhhh such a pity hit dude"
Alex: (sobs)

by 3319 March 20, 2010

Pittyswains

1. Noun: Suspect stains, normally dried sperm or sex stains but can be used for any unidentified stain. May be on any surface, though fabric is usually more permanent.

2. Verb: The act of making stains that will later be suspect to a party at a later time. -ed -ing -s

1. Oh, dude. This motel room is full of pittyswains.

2. Sorry man, me and this girl totally pittyswained all over the back seat of your car last night.

by S. P. D. July 19, 2010