Phone Tourettes

When your phone decides to take on a personality of its own, and starts changing words around to different irrelevent words. Consequently, these sentences never make any sense.

Before:
"Hey, Whatcha up to meng?"

After:
"Hey Whatchamacallit up to menagerie?"
Phone tourettes

by SamsungGalaxySuck2 September 20, 2011

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Phonanderthal

An individual who hasn't evolved to the point of owning a smartphone.

'I am sick of Gary the Phonanderthal wanting use maps on my phone. Why can't he just evolve?'

by Richmannnnnn February 12, 2014

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phone muler

A person that walks into a Radio Shack and gets as many cell phones that he or she can get on a contract and sells them on the streets.

Customer - Yo, what's up?
Employee - How can I help you today?
Customer - I would like to sign up for a new At&t contract.
Employee - how many lines will you be getting today?
Customer - However many they let me have
Employee - Ok, and what kind of phones?
Customer - iPhone 5s.
Employee - What color would you like?
Customer - Whatever color you have.
Employee - Ok, they said you can have up to 5 lines with a $100 deposit on each one.
Customer - Great I will take 5 iPhone 5s' any color.
Employee (Yells out to the store manager) PHONE MULER, PHONE MULER.

by Phone Muler 1 February 20, 2014

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Phone Terrorist

A word used to describe someone who is notorious for bombarding people's phones with multiple texts in a short amount of time. This is also known as "blowin' up" someone's phone.

Like, oh my god, Jenny, my boyfriend is, like, such a phone terrorist. I can't go, like, five minutes without getting, like, a billion texts.

by Nutellakinesis November 28, 2015

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