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Philosomelt

1) The feeling experienced after encountering a philosophical argument that makes so much sense it makes everything else make no sense. 2) Another term for Absurdity. 3) The feeling produced by an idea that is just too fucking big.
"1. Houses, rocks, trees, objects are things perceived only by the senses.
2. The perception of things by the senses is a phenomenon experienced only in the mind.
3. Therefore, houses, rocks, trees, objects are in your mind.
4. Whhaaaat thhhee fuuuuuuuck: Oh my God. Philosomelt."
by Aristotlefuckyeah December 1, 2009
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phillsburry fart

A chinky shit in class that opens his ass wide and let's his fart out in silence while facing his enemy from the anus. He grabs his bucket and then does a big dollop inside it and let's it dry out with flies until it's thanksgiving. When you face your enemy again and stick the bucket of shit in his mouth while running away like a savage try hard
That kid just did a phillsburry fart all over trevis
by Phil's burry fart November 24, 2016
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Dude, Jacob is such a Facebook Philosopher!
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Someone who wasted the money their parents paid to get them through college.
I majored in philosophy, would like fries with that?
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An arachnophile is someone who likes spiders
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