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Petersomnia

The condition of fearing being awake. you stay in such a sleepy state because you are truly afraid to be wide awake
That guy is literally always sleepy, I heard he has petersomnia
by RealTrashBoi February 23, 2024
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Peterson's Couple

A partnership consisting of one or more trans persons. The sexual orientation of the couple changes depending on how transphobic the viewer is.
My boyfriend is a trans man. My parents say we are a hetero couple, we're a Peterson's Couple
by B. Sagget April 15, 2024
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Peterloco

A guy that's extremely infatuated with the sight penises. He's a sick freak that just can't get enough.. he'll go to local spa's, bars, and men's locker rooms with the hopes of catching a long gander of what your packing in your pants
Guy#1: Hey, do you see that weird sicko staring at my zipper?
Guy#2: yeah what a sick freak, he's obviously peterloco he needs to seek help brother.
Definition: penis crazy
by Swagster257 March 30, 2025
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Peterton

The rpf ship between Brad Petering (TV girl lead singer) and George Clanton.
I definitely ship peterton, Brad acts gay as hell around George.
by TVgirlyaoi January 27, 2026
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peterson

Verb.
To incessantly question the meaning of everything in a conversation and to then question the meaning of the answer incessantly until you have derailed the whole argument.

Inspired by Jordan Peterson a Canadian "intellectual".
A: Do you believe god created lobsters?
Peterson: Now what do you mean by God?! And what do you mean by creation?! And what IS a lobster?!
A: Are you for real pertersoning me right now?
by Mobss May 28, 2025
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Peterborough wank

A Peterborough wank is when a male jerks off with a condom on which is usually followed with a gap sound
I heard Shay doing a Peterborough wank last night
by Oopie goopie III July 6, 2025
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