period fart

A period fart can be twofold. First, it can be a pussy fart, which can be particularily stinky, as nasty emissions of varying substances are being passed out of this orifice at this point in time. Secondly, it can be a conventional fart that's a foul stench coming from the anus generated in part by the hormonal effects of the perpetrator's period. The distinction being that the first smells like rotten dead fish and/or burnt rubber. The second smells like a warehouse full of rotton eggs.

Occasionally she'll hit me with a period fart. It's usually followed up by a 'what the fuck are lookin at?!' expression. This is just one more example of what we men are expected to tolerate when we hook up with a female. Remember guys: your best option is to 'test drive', but never 'buy'.

by Big Ed Moustapha March 29, 2010

period bubble

when your wearing a pad and you feel a goop of your uterus insides slid out of you

Sally: I just got a period bubble, son of a bitch!

by Kaido Creme Puff (sophie gamache) May 13, 2005

period

The time when blood comes out of a woman's vagina. See fine time cherry drippin. The color can be from bright red to dark. It smells like fish sometimes. Most people assume that when you have your period you are not pregnant, but that is not true because you can be pregnant and still have a period. Also, if you have sex on your period you can also get pregnant too. When your period is about to be over, the discharge turns brown, that is an indication of old blood.

i put three pads on my panties for my period. I never use tampons

by FlyAway July 22, 2011

period

greatest excuse for skipping class or p.e lessons when you have a man teacher

Me: Hey sir can i go to the toilet?
Teacher: no, you have to wait till the lessons over
Me: but im on my period sir
Teacher: (gets uncomfortable) uhm...uh..well, just this once then.
Me: Stalls in toilets till double maths is over :)

OR
Me: Mr i can't do P.E.
P.E teacher: And why would that be then?
Me: I've got really bad period pain sir
P.E. Teacher: (squirms) well..err.. 'kay thenn...

:) works every time

by CHARhead May 15, 2008

Buffer Period

When your parents just leave you home alone and you need to wait that certain amount of time before you can smoke some weed, masturbate, call in a hooker, etc.

My parents just left and I need to wait out the buffer period before I know the coast is clear

by Rideher October 30, 2011

On period

1. Meaning something is good;
2. Replaces “on point”

That outfit is on period!

by AustMHein June 12, 2020

Period Trick

The process of doing a "Find -> Replace" in Microsoft Word, in which you replace all periods in the paper with a larger size period. This can add one or more pages to the length of a long paper.

I used the Period Trick to make all my periods 14 font and got the extra page I needed to finish my essay!

Best friend to college kids everywhere.

by bro2baseball April 13, 2009