Petunia polecat

Pronoun, The homely obese stripper that constantly annoys you and drives away all the good looking strippers. This skank has no place in a strip club. DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT tip this beast.
It will try to follow you home.

Dude, I will never go to that club again. It was full of Petunia polecats.

by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde August 29, 2019

Pedunting

Verb
"Ped-"- Pedophile

"-unting" - Hunting

To hunt down pedophiles for recreation.

Pedunter-"Hey want to come pedunting with me tonight?"

Other man- "Sure! Its about time we got rid of those sick fuckers!"

by Gidkid419 November 12, 2019

pecuteosteosis

a disease with very small bones

Don’t let our smiles fool you. We are constantly suffering and in pain. We have extremely small bones.
Pecuteosteosis 🥀

by btuhb November 30, 2019

precuntal fortex

The part of the brain men think with, when there is the possibility they might have sex. As opposed to the prefrontal cortex.

Matt made some bad decisions, because he was mainly thinking with his precuntal fortex.

by Muzzrelli September 30, 2020

Pecans on the half shell

Term used to describe small breasts

Being a card carrying member of the ibtc I love pecans on the half shell!

by 4realazitgits March 19, 2021

Peduncle

The stem of a pumpkin.

Look at that peduncle!

by Strawberry Kitten Playz YT March 20, 2021

PEUN

To go fast

I told that little boy the ice cream truck was outside and he was like, peun, right out the door.

by Barnbitch FFF May 6, 2021