pecan

substitution for toilet

the shitter was plugged so i filled a can with pee -therefore it was a pee can

by willy b quick October 26, 2003

pecan mudslide

A sexual act in which one partner defecates on the chest of the other, and the fecal matter is really runny and nutty.

Also, a treat from Dairy Queen.

I ate a whole bag of nuts yesterday so I could give my wife a pecan mudslide

by Flannel Jake November 23, 2010

Pecan Warrior

Once in a hairdressers I asked what the haircut was called with the spiky beckhamesque look, that all commoners now have. Close to Chavs you will see these people walking around in suit jackets, bleached jeans with attached chain, white shoes and white belts. Topman now makes clothes entirely for them. They actually think they look cool but are 1980's throwbacks. See Rod Stewarts hair for comparison. Anyway, the correct name is faux-hawk apparently but it took me several months to find this information out. Somehow I had the word Pecan in my head from what I had believed the hairdresser had said to me. Now when I see these losers I will often laugh amongst close friends pointing at the stupid fucking Pecans.

Bleached Jeans
Suit Jacket
Beckham Hair
1980's fighter pilot glasses
80's belt
T-shirt with writing on it.
Designer stuble
Walk like a right cunt

by Ryhan October 21, 2004

peate

1) A type of moss that grows on the moors of Scotland
2) A Scottish clan that is derived from the MacGregor clan
3) An all around interesting group of people who strive to achieve their personal bests, and enjoy travelling
4) A brand of coffee

1) The peate thrives during this time of year, good thing we can always feed it to the children.
2) You're from the UK? Are you a Peate?
3) You have to do better on AP Bio tests, you are a Peate after all.
4) Ewww is this Peate coffee?

by luckyguess November 16, 2009

Peatato

A Pea cross bred with a Potato.

Pea + Potato = Peatato

by j3ss1c4 July 23, 2012

pecam

a Pecam is a young boy who surfs the internet for stale memes and Homestuck photos.

"You're such a Pecam."
"Don't you mean pecan?"
"Do you look like a pecan, idiot??"

by Soproxii September 24, 2017

pelatic

A word that symbolizes hatred for something

This book is pelatic

by Ardan Demha May 27, 2020