Gravel Patch

A patch of small stones for jumping on.
Look at that Gubby jumping in that gravel patch!
by Si.83 June 25, 2022
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sun patch

When a person is spanked in the ass so hard that it stays red for several days.

If it's darker purple, see jelly stain.
"I heard Gonzo got a Sun Patch from Rosie O'Donnell at the VMA's last night"
"Dude, what a nut gobbler!"
by FunestoCartel September 16, 2006
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afro patch

an exorbitant amount of pubic hair that has congregated in the area above the genitalia
I better take care of my AFRO PATCH before i Wesley snipe this bitch tonight.
by TheRedHairedBandit August 28, 2012
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ratchet patch

The new tramp stamp tattoo located on a female's rib cage that is usually a crooked inspirational message.
Bro I think I should get tested. That girl last night had a ratchet patch.
by RJym July 29, 2018
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Sour Patched

When you open a brandnew box of Sour Patch Kids to only find one piece inside.
I just bought this brandnew box of Sour Patch Kids and I got Sour Patched.
by codycodycodyhhh August 09, 2011
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Hoe Patch

When a hoe begs for bruises during sex so she can show it off to her friends to brag she has rough sex!
Check out that dumb ass with hoe patches
by everybodysdoll April 18, 2018
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Rascal patch

The patch/strands of hair commonly known as “stragglers” that were missed when getting a haircut. Rascal patches are most common when you get a home haircut or DIY haircut.
Sorry bro, the guard slipped off and I gave you a little rascal patch, but just give it a couple weeks and it’ll grow out.
by Sugar Shane July 16, 2018
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