pastor manning

When a gay bottom has a fire in his butthole that can only be filled by having anal sex.

Dude I was totally pastor manning last night, until Jesus came over.

by Zeminator December 5, 2016

Pastorbate

What a pastor must do to keep sexually abstinent.

"I haven't had sex since I became a pastor and now I pastorbate everyday!"

by The Action. August 23, 2011

Pastorized

When you or someone you know has been touched inappropriately by a pastor.

That poor boy has been pastorized

by Consuela October 28, 2019

Fart Paste

the stuff you clean off your underwear after an uh-oh fart

my god he farted and got his fart paste all over his pants

by kile miner March 24, 2006

copy and paste

A stupid game where when someone says something that could be seen as innappropriate another player says "copy" and then when they say "paste" the person must repeat the phrase in whatever context the copier would like. However, a person may say "delete" to stop from being copied.

Bob: I'm gonna punch you in the face!
Danny: Copy

Grandma: Hi Bobby
Danny: Paste
Bob: I'm gonna punch you in the face!

copy and paste

by scotty2hottie194 October 2, 2009

man paste

1. a thick, white, sticky fluid projecting from a man's 1 pound of dangling fury upon a woman's face thus fusing her lips together.
2. Using a human male instead of a horse to make Elmers glue in order to cut costs.

"She looks like she needs a face full of man paste"

by RJ B January 12, 2004

minge paste

A thick fish like paste that oozes from a slit A.K.A Tampon Socket usually found on the lips of a slag.

'Oi peelie lick my minge paste'
'errrr my thong is full of minge paste and it fuckin stinks'
'I havent washed my tuna tunnel for ages and it stinks of minge paste'

by Zac + DJ March 7, 2008