Parisite

A young girl who dresses like Paris Hilton and imagines that this is a cool thing to do

Look at that Parisite.

by R&D January 29, 2009

Parisian hot dog

A Parisian hot dog is when the tips of two penises touch each other head to head.

A Parisian hot dog is when there is an excess of seminal fluid discharged.

I was at the urinal and some guy totally tried to Parisian hot dog me!
We Parisian hot dogged after. It was so tender.

I was with this guy and I swear it was like a Parisian hot dog!

by Jtoad June 26, 2012

global panini

Global panini is a wordplay on the word "global pandemic" and the food dish "panini," in reference to the COVID-19 pandemic. Initially coined by TikTok users, this COVIDism was created to humorously describe the historical global health pandemic.

Similar terms include: global pandaemonium, global panorama (or panoramic), global pandemilovato, global pandora (or pandora's box), global panera bread, and global pandemilovato

I'm sick and tired of this global panini, can't she just end already?

by SamuelleDeChamplaine April 29, 2021

Panini

A bitch who wants to see you succeed, with the intention of seeing you eventually fall

The panini only decided to tell my love about our small affair the night I proposed to her

by All Red E June 20, 2019

Panini

Another word for pussy
And typically used in sexualised ways

Hey your a smelly panini

by Panini word October 27, 2020

Parisite

Denotes any gratingly gratuitous, irrevocably spoiled, and/or thoroughly talentless psuedocelebrity.

That parisite deserved what she got.

by PurrfectPeach141210 July 6, 2007

panini press

An exclamatory remark uttered after a male friend has performed some action to show he is completely whipped by his girlfriend. The implication being that he would be willing to purchase a panini press for his apartment/dorm room/house/living quarters if she asked him to.

John: "I can't watch the game tonight, Sally and I are going to see Phantom of the Opera."
Friends (together): "Panini Press!"

by Mobius67 November 16, 2009