parentnoid

Paranoid about what actions your parents may take and/or words they may speak when they are present around your friends, acquaintances, or home slices.

Oh man, my mom was here earlier, i was so parentnoid she was going to say something awkward.

Mmmz, Mom-bitch, Iz parentnoid bout cho ass.

by Tay L Tellar October 1, 2007

Painting the basement

When a male extracts his manhood from his counterpart and proceeds to ejaculate excessively on and around her nether regions.

I barely got out of there in time, and ended up painting the basement.

by jakehandley88 December 24, 2014

Painting tonsils

To shoot jizz in the back of someone's throat.

"Hey man did you see jess earlier"
"Nah but I was over at her house yesterday painting tonsils"

by Aroundthefur September 25, 2015

parenti

Italian and simply the best. :D

Oi, mate
That's a Parenti.

Oh, mate
How cool.

Oi mate...

yeh

Why do we have this accent

idk
i just like saying "oi mate".

k

by PPPPPteradactyle April 2, 2018

Parentilda

Someone who is either of your parents’ friends’ daughter.

My parentilda is sometimes annoying.

by AlvinBalvin321 November 19, 2018

Finger Painting the Oval Office

Female masturbation

Where's Jennie?" "She's finger painting the oval office.

by TGJT August 19, 2010

macaroni painting

An act of sticking pieces of macaroni pasta to a person using your seamen as glue.

After I busted all over her I gave her a nice macaroni painting

by beyond me January 25, 2011