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Palinitis

The inflammation and general irritation caused by the media's obsession with Republican Vice-Presidential candidate Sarah Palin.
I can't go to Google News without getting a case of Palinitis.
by Muttley1975 October 17, 2008
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Asian Parents

There are many types of azn parents, some are better than others
few of em have no idea how to govern their children. Asian mom's are commonly housewives. They are strict on different levels. Likely to limit electronics. Usually has other korean mom's who they socialize with & get advice and also compare their children semi-competitively to competitively with other children. Azn dad's are usually intelligent but nevertheless strict. Often work long work hours.
they don't want their children(when they become adults) in sub-par locations. Their strictness is in most cases, derived from wanting you to become successful. Doctors are a common choice for parent recommendations for occupations which is statistically a good option
Strict n kind ones are probably the best. They get ticked if you get bad grades and yell but cool off soon. They give punishments (typically a ban from games or other electronic device) to teach you a lesson but it works! at least if they aren't super overly aggressive. More often than not, they use more "disciplinary action" at young ages to build things into children as they grow. Some mom's in this category want their children to be stylish and reflect it.
The abusive ones mindlessly (or maybe not, thinking it'll do SOME good) physically beat their children, hoping they will rule under fear but more often than not, it just makes the child depressed and want to escape their life at home.
Asian Parents are the best! ....when they don't beat you.
by theaznkid August 5, 2011
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the fairly odd parents

One of the very few in-between shows on Nick. That is, it is in-between pure genius and total bullshit. Sometimes, it can be side-splittingly hilarious. Other times, it can be the same pop culture crap that pollutes all other shows on nickelodeon. This goes with shows like Spongebob or All That.
person 1: did you watch The Fairly Odd Parents last night?
person 2: yeah, it wasnt that great, they had that fag from Nsync on there.
person 1: yeah, but the one after it was funny!
person 2: true, true.
by Lamb_OF_Dog May 17, 2006
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Angry Parents

One or two dangerous lions that will spank and roar at any kids nearby.

Habitat: Your House
Deaths per year: None, but thousands get injuried.
Features: Loud voice, ability to swear at their kids, big and rough hands for spanking
WATCH OUT FOR THE ANGRY PARENTS-A DANGEROUS CREATURE LURKING IN YOUR HOUSE!
Made angry by: Coffee and Candy withdrawal and kids, from the angelic kid to the little shit who draws dicks on the school wall.
Little Bob: oh shit.. I have angry parents -gets spanked on butt-
MOM: ROOAARRRRRR
Dad: FUCK SHIT ASS DICK FUCK SHIT ASS DICK
by WildDefinitions March 29, 2015
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hipster parents

Moms & dads who were hipsters in thier post-college years, now older with indie kids.
Hipster parents in Brooklyn & Western Mass can often be found at music gigs with their indie kids, listening to performances by AudraRox, David Weinstone, Uncle Rock, The Nields, Gustafer Yellowgold, The Juice Pop's, and the likes.
by No name 2 July 20, 2008
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Micro-parenting

Micro-parenting: Judgmental, intrusive and obnoxious involvement of non-custodial parties in child rearing.
The teacher was micro-parenting when she refused to allow the student to eat her packed snack because the teacher deemed it unhealthy.
by Krisport April 30, 2015
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I Love My Parents

A very beautiful song done by Buckethead, its on the "Giant Robot" CD.
I Love My Parents is a beautiful song, you should download it.
by Buckethead June 5, 2003
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