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Paranormal Activity

Paranormal Activity is a 2007 indie horror movie directed by Oren Peli which achieved huge success in late 2009. The movie plays off people's imaginations with very minimal gore and violence. Because of this, people tend to either find the movie one of the scariest they have ever seen or find it to be much too slow. Paranormal Activity is one of the most profitable films in history costing an estimated $11,000 to produce and having grossed approximately $66 million as of October 30th, 2009.

The movie itself follows a young couple, Kate and Micah, as they film themselves attempting to deal with a demonic haunting.
Person 1- "Dude have you seen Paranormal activity yet?"

Person 2- "Yea, it sucked. Nothing jumped out at me and there wasn't enough violence. It was way too boring."

Person 1- "What the hell are you talking about? That was the scariest movie ever! Movie's don't need to be gory like Saw to scare the crap out of you!"
by Bluhhhh October 31, 2009
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Paranoiatypus

A platypus with stark paranoia. Most commonly found in the regions somewhat close, but not limited to, Bethesda, Maryland. Also an awesome.
"About as awesome as a Paranoiatypus."
by Monk December 21, 2004
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Paranormal Immunity

The special type of protection to X-Files-like phenomena that comes from being a skeptic, educated, or atheist person. People with paranormal immunity have a special ability for finding rational explainations for otherwise inexplicable events. They also develop an innate aversion to the phrases "Did you hear that?" and "What was that noise?"
"Did you hear that noise?" - Scared Shitless Friend #1
"Oh, shut the f*ck up!" - Paranormal Immunitee

"Dude, don't go in there, that place is haunted!" - Chickensh*t Friend #2
"Don't worry, I've got Paranormal Immunity" - Paranormal Immunitee
by enicot December 1, 2010
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parcasticism

Sarcastic-passive agressive-constructive criticism. The noninvasive practice of facetiously isulting your personal belief system, religion, or suggesting an upgrade.
"I think it would be more beneficial to you, in more ways than none, to be better than you are..." parcasticism
by Aknasus April 21, 2018
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paranoia

Paranoia is realising that humanity is eating itself and you are just the starter.
All those fat cats licking their lips...
by paranoid writer July 29, 2004
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paraneum

thin layer of skin between a womans cooch and her butthole
make me a sandwich bitch before i punch you in your paraneum
by dirty d 86 January 19, 2008
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paran

dude that shit is so paran!
by Sam January 3, 2004
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