fatty patty

A fat woman's vagina. It appears as a large mound connected to her giant belly fat which creates a second roll in her pants.

"Where is her pussy at?"
"She has a fatty patty."
"Oh."

by godlovesugly December 3, 2007

positive patty

The complete opposite of a Negative Nancy. One who always looks at the brighter side of things. With Positive Patty, the glass is always half full.

Nig nog: Momma, why we gots no food ta eats?
Positive Patty: Nigga, at least you gots a roof over yo head. Now go play with yo friends outside while I get my $220 hair did.

Nig nog: Officer, I swear I was going the speed limit, I've never even gotten a speeding ticket before!
Positive Patty: Now sir if you cooperate everything will be alright, jail isn't such a bad place after all.

Nig nog: Fuck niggas the po-lice is comin' and I be fucked UP!
Positive Patty: We'll be fine.

Nig nog: Why da whyte man gotta keep us down?
Positive Patty: Lemonjalow, if it weren't for the white man, who would be paying for your welfare checks?

by Oranjalow June 11, 2006

stanky patty

When your banging a chic and all the sudden you smell a smell that seems foreign to you (not a normal woman's scent, smells like an old pastrami sandwich) and you say "Damn that's a stanky patty!

I was with this rando i took home from the bar and once we started banging, I smelled something I've never smelt before, so I screemed out "I got stuck with a stanky patty!"

by Michael Fountainhead July 21, 2017

patty yee

asian pornstar

must love

patty yee likes to cuddle

by the patty yee fan club February 28, 2007

The Patty Crawford

The Patty Crawford is when a male/female puts the pole end of his/her tennis racket in their asshole and spank his/her partner with the other end of the tennis racket. This must be performed naked.

Damn last night i was crazy! Zack and I did The Patty Crawford.

by Rumple Rose Stillskin March 20, 2010

flatter patty

When the diameter of one’s penis supersedes the length, by at least one inch.

My boyfriend and I were about to have sex, then I saw he had a flatter patty.

by Mike Scott, regional manager September 21, 2019

patty flipping

When one boy flips another boys breasts when they pass each other in the hallway.

Joey was seen patty flipping in the hall the other day. He needs a detention.

by Boom12345778984 August 26, 2017