omghai2u

A popular and short way to greet someone on the internet.

"hey dude!"

"omghai2u!"

by Kevin March 15, 2008

OMGHZ

Pronounced "Oh my god that hurts" or "oh, my gigahertz" the former is used to express pain, the latter to express discontent with the load produced on your computer by an application or general excitement, if you're really a nerd.

"OMGHZ?! I just stubbed my toe!" or
"OMGHZ?! World of Warcraft just made my computer freeze!" or
"OMGHZ! The new 64-bit processor i got is awesome!

by Will Gardiner May 25, 2007

omfg u cba

Oh My Fucking God You Cant Be Arsed

A good way to take the piss outta someone hu
A) doesnt understand text language
B) is being a total prat

Cozmo: Coming joggin, mate?
Ned: No, I, erm, have to revise..
Cozmo: OMFG U CBA!
Ned: What?!?!?!?!?!?!

by Katii3 May 22, 2008

omfgaihohfs

acronym for "Oh My Fucking God Ass In Heaven Oh Hell Fucking Shit" :)

"you don't have to come back to the high school next year!! how do you feel about that?!"
reply: "OMFGAIHOHFS"
hahahahaha :)

by kchammond April 14, 2010

OMFG

The standard verbal reaction to looking out the door of an airplane at 13,000-ft just prior to jumping out said door. Most often exhibited in females and accompanied by short-term memory loss.

When Christina was lead to the jump door by her tandem instructor, she proceeded to scream "OMFG" and backpedal, as noted by her onlooking friends and the other tandem instructors when all had reached ground level.

by wolf16child July 21, 2011

omfg quiet

what you say when the room is quiet jesperetto does all times

<Jesper> omfg quiet

by bodolo March 30, 2003

OMFGROFLMFAO!!

This can be split into a couple of different terms.

OMG = Oh My God!

ROFLMFAO = Roll On Floor Laughing My Fucking Ass Off

LMAO = Laughing My Ass Off

LMFAO = Laughing My Fucking Ass Off

Basically in a way its a dragged out way of exclaiming that something is the funniest thing you've ever seen.

1. OMFGROFLMFAO! Thats too funny!!

2. Random user 1(11:03:55 PM): dude, my fish just died
Random user 2(11:04:13 PM): OMFGROFLMFAO!!!
Random user 1(11:05:27 PM): not funny :(

by Mike Montana November 12, 2008