Octopus

It’s what squidward is he isn’t a squid he’s an octopus

Squidward more like octo ward because he is an Octopus ... ahaha

by Ur mom is behind u turn around January 9, 2020

sea dasher octopus

When you finger 8 hoes 8 fingers till they all squirt on you

I gave the sorority a sea dasher octopus to never forget

by ria hcnep May 21, 2020

naughty octopus

The sexual act of one partner wrapping their legs around the other tightly while the other jumps up and down on a trampoline, while penetrating the first partner, attempting a somersault while jumping for full points

"Dude, how did you break your leg?"
"Doing the naughty octopus and missed the landing."

by octonaught December 18, 2012

Fade The Octopus

It's a verse used jokingly to say, "yes, let's do this" or "hell yeah".

Person 1: Say man, you wanna play some bones.
Person 2: Yeah my nig, Fade the octopus.

by boo&brasen March 7, 2011

The Octopus

When you absorb every management position available because you have pictures of the CEO getting gobbled off by an Indian truck driver.

Oh shit here comes the Octopus. Get ready for protected action bitches.

by Uncle Shonk January 31, 2023

octopus activities

IF "squid game " is a bad word at your school then say octopus activities. Much better option

A: dude have you ever watched octopus activities
B: yeah dude it was funny
Monitor: I'll tell discipline teacher
A : WE'll tell the principal
*Monitor gasps*

by kionchan123 October 29, 2023

Happy Octopus

A sexual act where you rapidly insert three fingers into an anus or vagina.

When regarding gay sex a Happy Octopus is where you rapidly insert three fingers into an anus to stimulate a prostate.

“Sometimes I like to give a Happy Octopus to my FWB.”

“This girl gave me a Happy Octopus and it was the craziest thing I’ve ever experienced.”

by Ghost Jones January 10, 2024