Obvious Jew

A person who is obviously a Jew. OJ's usually are recognizable by their name. To spot an OJ, look at their name. If it sounds Jewish, it probably is.

Be aware that not all people who have Jewish-sounding names are actually Jewish, so don't write in another OJ in your Obvious Jew Scouting notebook unless you're sure they really are a genuine Jew.

Person 1: "Hey, is Ben an Obvious Jew?"
Person 2: "Who, Ben Silverberg? You betcha"

Person 1: "Aaron Goldman is an OJ, right?"
Person 2: "You got that right"

by evencoolerguy January 24, 2021

shit blivious

obviously don't see shit

im shit blivious to the fact

by jake 925 October 17, 2008

Captain Obvious

A phrase that is used to state that what the other person is saying is obvious.
"Captain Obvious, he's our hero! He's gonna tell you what you already know!"

2 men are walking together outside during the zombie apocolypse. Suddenly, a zombie leaps out of some bushes he was hiding in, and rushes at the 2 men. One of the men takes out a shotgun and blows the guy's head off. The 2 men watch in horror as he collapses to the ground, blood gushing from his neck. "Oh my goodness! I think he's dead!" One of the men say. The other man looks at him and says, "Thanks, Captain Obvious." Frustrated, the first man takes his gun and blows his head off. The second man falls to the ground, blood gushing from his neck. "Oh my goodness! I think he's dead!" The man exclaims.

by ThatPyro September 16, 2015

Urban Oblivion

The state of complete unawareness and/or ignorance one has when creating a word on Urban Dictionary that is either based on a friend, an inside joke, or both, when it is strictly stated in the 'new word' tab that such words will be rejected (even though they probably won't be, which makes them all the more undesirable)

Does anyone else notice how the vote tab is almost completely filled with urban oblivion? Who are the fucktards making these awful fucking words?

by Unrealistic Trap-like Pervboi January 30, 2018

Play Oblivion

To leave a group of friends to pleasure oneself under the guise of playing the hit Bethesda game Oblivion.

Jimmy-“hey guys I’m gonna go Play Oblivion I’ll catch you later”

Randy-“I think you’re addicted to that game jimmy, this is the 7th time this week you have blown us off to play that game, I love it as much as the next guy, but maybe it’s time to take a break bud”

by Mr.Dr.Void September 5, 2022

Farting Yourself Into Oblivion

What follows if you have a 9 Day Shit Fart

Don't have a 9 Day Shit Fart, you'll end up Farting Yourself Into Oblivion

by Anon0500 March 3, 2020

obviousm

Obviousm is a disease. Its main and only symptom is the stating of the obvious, which is already known to everyone.

*Car explodes*
Red Dude: "Hey, that car exploded"
Blue Dude: "You suffer obviousm. Let me cure you be a strong kick to the head."

by dft August 5, 2006