NUCLEAR

how you spell nuclear
dealing with the nucleus
typically used with power, bomb or submarine, and sometimes with family

we want NUCLEAR power
but the question remains: R-U-CLEAN?
the answer appears to be: UNCLEAR

by adam_before_eve June 25, 2006

nuclear bomb

when you take off all your clothes, stand on top of the toilet and take a shit mid-air. The sound makes a very loud "bomb dropping" eruption.

nuclear bomb

by the nuke in a snuke1 October 15, 2009

Jewish Nuclear Warfare

What happens when two jews spot a quarter and fight for it.

Yo! Did you see Ezra and Abraham in science? Mark dropped a quarter and Jewish Nuclear Warfare happened.

by Slenderson209 November 16, 2015

It's about to get nuclear in here

Something drunk people say in Subway on Western Kentucky University's campus shortly before being shot by a taser.

Drunk Guy: It's about to get nuclear in here!!!

Cop: Get on the ground!!! *shoots taser*

by Skirata2 October 21, 2011

nuclear war

the whole planet gets nuked. planet fuked up. no more life.



apart from insects

in some light nuclear war would be exiting

by the person down the road December 1, 2003

Nuclear War

A game in which two people have a curry and then take up adjacent stalls see who can produce more noxious explosive diarrhea.

Why were you taking so long in the bathroom?
I was having a nuclear war. I won.
Damn good job.

by СукаБлять December 1, 2016

nuclear meltdown

Getting so intoxicated that you become unable to form rational thoughts thus completely embarassing yourself in front of friends and/or strangers.

Chris drank a fifth of Jack by himself and had a nuclear meltdown, falling down in the street and cutting his hands open then stealing a package of string beans from a deli and throwing them at random strangers.

by Johnny Riviera January 9, 2005