A nose ointment is a person who noses from ther window & then goes and tells other people what they presume has happened.. Which ends up as Chinese Whispers..
Oh my god look at that Nose ointment , you can see them behind there blinds/curtains Looking Nosey so& So...
by Thebody66 May 06, 2016
The oil gathered on the nose of a human individual throughout the day, or until thier next bath or shower. Most commonly used to clean scratched or defective CDs, DVDs or CD or DVD ROMs.
This CD will not play. Thankfully I havent showered today and I have enough nose grease to fix this.
by Esotericsmonster May 04, 2009
by tone tone and the worm December 24, 2008
(noun, derogatory) 1. Someone who takes a day trip to the beach and brings his own provisions (i.e. pot brownies, etc.), but doesn't contribute at all to the rest of the company at said beach. 2. Someone whom refuses to timely pass a joint, blunt, etc. when smoking pot amongst a group, or otherwise violates the "puff, puff, pass" rule.
1. Looks like the beach is full of Nose Baggers today. 2. Quit being a Nose Bagger, and pass the damn bowl already.
by Buttfuckme August 16, 2017
George Clinton's definition when asked whether Sir Nose D'Voidoffunk is an alien: "No. He's a cool white dude." Sir Nose is cocaine!
by modifiedcontent November 18, 2006
Pushing ones penis down between the testicles until the region begins to look vaguely like the eyes and nose of Gonzo, or an as-of-yet unnamed Muppet.
by C Dillard February 27, 2009
Something that happens to anime characters (particularly males), outside of hentai, when they are confronted with a sexually exciting situation.
by Tal April 18, 2005