norweigan mustache

before banging your girlfriends fish muffin you trim your pubes and ass hair but keep it in your hand as you rip her a new one. as your about to explode grab her head and put her face next to your twig and berries. let that sucker go and get the man-goo above her upper lip in your preferred mustache form (fu-man-chu, handlebar, etc). then as quickly as possible flick her saddle bags to catch her off guard and sprinkle your thicket of pubes on her jizz lip. and wha-la! a norweigan mustache

guy 1: god man my balls itch really bad!
guy2: that sucks. why?
guy 1: oh i gave my girl a norweigan mustache last night
guy 2: you should try a hot carl next time

by antoine dodson is gay October 10, 2010

Norwegian Snow Cone

A modification of the snowballing sex act. Unlike a traditional snowballing job where semen is orally swapped between people, the semen is deposited into a snowball or shaved ice. It is stored for a later time when someone, either unsuspecting or knowledgeable will eat it. Flavors of the snow cone will obviously vary.

Upon learning of Fred's love of shaved ice, his enemy Bill and his girlfriend gave a Norwegian snow cone to Fred. Only after enjoying the "treat" did Bill tell Fred what the secret ingredient was.

by Your mouth's not pregnant August 6, 2011

Norwegian Fap Hammer

Masturbating with one hand in cold jello while watching a dog shit.

Guy 1: Dude! I got arrested last night!
Guy 2: For what?
Guy 1: I Norwegian Fap Hammered in the park and got caught.

by MSGD September 19, 2012

The Norwegian Lightning Rod

A move originating in the lower east side of Norwegia meaning to remove the penis from a women/mans anus and while the shitter is still opened taking a piss into the conerging butthole.

The Norwegian Lightning Rod is actually illegal in Norwegia but still pretty common in poverty stricken places in the country.

by hunty goertz April 13, 2010

Norwegian Corndog

The act of dipping your penis into pancake batter and frying it.

"Yo this chick tried to give me a norwegian corndog last night!"

"Damn, dawg! Hope you that pussy's fuckin 'cherry!"

by $@R@!! January 15, 2009

Norwegian Wood

1. a tune by the Beatles that is notorious for possibly being the first rock'n'roll hit that prominently features a non-Western instrument - in this case the sitar. The lyrics describe the evolution of an extra-marital affair that John had that was now over. Paul sang the words. The title phrase is a play on phonetics - the line "knowing she would" in the lyrics was considered to be too risque for radio so that phrase was replaced by "Norwegian Wood". If you ask me, that sounds even more "risque" or at least funny to me!

2. what you get after a night of laying with a Norwegian woman.

1. in my college class of "Art and Music of the Post-WWII Era" one day our professor played "Norwegian Wood" as an example of the Beatles' contribution to music and culture. She explained the meaning behind the lyrics and then asked us, "Does anybody know why it's called 'Norwegian Wood'?". I think "Norwegian girl, woody...", then I start laughing. She says, "I hear some giggling back there!"

2. Garry laid a young Norwegian waitress he met at a restaurant. The next morning he woke up with Norwegian Wood.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice March 2, 2009

Norwegian Dolphin

The act of of shoving a lubed up Silver(and/or)Wide Mouth Bass into a women's vagina and while it is inside it flops back and forth hitting both of her legs.

Winston Churchill gave michael a Norwegian Dolphin and afterwards michael had fishy legs.

by KAVS August 21, 2008