Noffin

1. A person who is no fun.
2. A bad muffin.
3. A way to avoid offense when saying someone is no fun.

You are such a noffin for not going to that party.

That was the best noffin I have ever had.

No offense but, you are a noffin.

by robot alpha-beta72 August 11, 2010

NOFX

A piece of shit, liberal, pussy band, who doesn’t know how to keep their mouth shut. The lead singers name is “A Fat Fucking Piece of Shit” who likes to wear pink tutus because he wants to appear “punk” and edgy, but he really looks like a pussy. Their music conists of mediocre talented musicians and who’s tracks mostly appeal to posers of liberal taste. Word has it that the band likes to fondle each other and they enjoy anal sex on the tour bus going from venue to venue.

Hey dude, did you hear about that band that got black balled from Vegas and other venues because the singer is an idiot piece of shit? Oh yeah you mean that shitty no talent band NOFX.

by Bawz McKenzy June 11, 2018

'noffer

someone who over indulges on vodka, specifically, schmirnoff vodka.

linda: beer?..hell no, gimme shots
craig: what a 'noffer

by colina December 23, 2005

NoFup

The gravity defying act of a fupa or guntgoing North of the waistline.

Her nofup is spreading so far into the north, where does the fup end and the chest begin?

by Dirk Diggler February 3, 2003

fofe'n'nofe

ebonics (niglish) term for the intersection of Fourth Street and North Avenue in Milwaukee.

whenever the police need a suspect to arrest for any crime on the north side of Milwaukee, all they have to do is grab the first likely looking brother hanging around fofe'n'nofe. of course that pisses off the natives........

by earpuller November 20, 2010

NoFear

A member of the Billingham Bede College social area. He is a wild animal, untamed by man. Not many have seen his provocotive and unaturual state of living. His habits include, dancing to such classics as "Cotton Eye Joe" aswell as chasing Richard around the social area. He is often partnered up with "Matrix" and "FP" (floating ponce) as they prove themselves to be an absolute bunch of sick cunts.

"NoFear, stop fucking dancing you poncy cunt"
"shit, no fear and FP are coming over, fuck off nf, sick cunt"
"nf stop fucking shagging matrix you big tit."
"aye, sound nf, buy us a litre, daft cunt"

by Michael Crooks December 14, 2008

Don't nofo my mofo

A warning issued between butt monkeys that they are worshipping the same butt monkey King or Queen. Roughly translates to "get away from my Butt monkey King/Queen"

After Tim had be told to get away from Robin's butt monkey king he was so sad he tried to cheer himself up with a sac wax. Which resulted in a squeaky smooth scrotus, Tim was high as a kite.

by JONBOY June 11, 2003