Baking Ego

When a friend who's so competitive in her home baking skills that she constantly tries to prove herself to others by baking them free cookies, brownies, cakes, etc.

Friend: OMG that cake is sooo ugly!!!
The girl with a baking ego: SHUT UP!
she feels so guilty for messing up that she offers you free cookies instead

#stillfail

by blockres October 4, 2012

ego butt

Ego butt: noun - referring to an individual engaging in certain behaviors - Their ego has made them act like a butt. When an individual's opinion, goaded by personal ego, moves him to say something wrong, hurtful or harmful; particularly if any conversation about it is met with antagonism and a willingness to argue. If, however, an apology is offered by the offending ego butt, it should be immediately accepted. If the person has not already been called an ego butt by you before the apology, do not then call him an ego butt. If there is no apology offered by the ego buttt, then his status may be upgraded to ego idiot (one step up from ego butt). Because of the personality issues with these types of people, proceed with caution. Thumper reminded us if we have nothing nice to say then we should say nothing at all; at least in the heat of the moment. Save the name calling for when you can both laugh about it. If no such time presents itself, or you are sure the offender will never laugh about it and most probably try to harm you physically, socially, in the work arena, etc, use the term liberally in your mind only. It, its meaning and the offender will still exist and you will remain unharmed and anonymous. Caution: whatsoever is in your heart/mind can inadvertently pop out. Enjoy wallowing in the word only occasionally and in moderation as is deemed necessary.

Offender: what I said to you was not me treating you like a child and you can just accept that. We'll have no more to say about it, because I said so. Oh - sorry - I shouldn't have said that.
Non-0ffender: thank you for the apology.

Offender: Don't you tell me anything about what I just said and you can just accept that. 😠
Non-offender: don't be an ego butt.
Offender: Bark Bark!! Woof Woof !!
Non-offender: Here's where you either say it or think it, your discretion.

by Kitchensink September 17, 2013

Ego Challenge

When one Does not care about the outcome of their attack and decides to do it anyway, even though they know if they get beat they will get scored on!

This guy ego challenged me and over-committed so I scored

by RF_s August 17, 2022

ego blasting

Convincing someone to do something via preemptively saying you will best them. Thus making there ego make them do it to beat you.

"Yo, you dont even have to play I know I'd already beat you in for honor."

"Bro, i would beat you idk what you mean, but I'm not gonna let you keep ego blasting me into doing it, goodnight."

by COOLKIDXD118 November 20, 2018

Emperor Ego

For people with a strong EGO, hustle or a strong will to become bigger and successful and Run things. C.e.o. mind type people

He/she stay on the grind and always on his own no hand out or nothing. real emperor ego.

by Jay owens May 6, 2022

Ego-namer

Someone who puts their own name into Urban Dictionary just so that they can make up things about their genitalia size, good personality, etc. Judging by this,you can assume that everything in their posts are completely false. They are also commonly associated with Down Syndrome.

Gilbert:hey look at my definition for my name in urban dictionary that i definitely didnt write
Samantha:fucking ego-namer
Samantha:*leaves and never comes back*
Gilbert:is it because i have down syndrome?

by gearworks July 3, 2018

Ego Friender

A person on Facebook, Twitter, etc... who friends random people just so they can say there are very connected.

Email: "You have one new friend request!"
Tod: "Who is this? Oh, an Ego Friender."

by Cheezy_Cake October 6, 2010