nigel online policeman

online Nigel who claims to drive a police car when in reality drives a wheelchair

Nigel online policeman crashes his wheelchair

by mrs tosser August 3, 2025

Nigel

A different name to describe a black friend of yours without being racist in any way shape or form.

David: 🎻🎻🎻
Me: you are a cotton picking Nigel

by DaveIsANigel June 17, 2019

nigels dead mums pension book

still withdrawing a rotten corpses weekly pension

nigels dead mums pension book is dead

by mrs tosser September 20, 2025

Nigel womaniser

likes to fuck men who wear women's clothing

Nigel womaniser wears y-fronts

by mrs tosser August 3, 2025

squishing nigel

having intercourse with an extremely unattractive person, referred to as a squish. This type of sex is passionless and usually involves putting a bag over the "nigel squish's" head.

squishing nigel cool

by mrs tosser October 19, 2025

Nigel

Nigel is a true chad😎, he can beat Louie in every way possible.
He is the best there is.
The best there was.
And the best there ever will be.

Nigel is so awesome

by A true chad November 23, 2021

Nigel

Nigel is the greatest rat catcher to ever exist.

Did you see that guy act like Nigel… he caught so many rats

by Biggestbitchxo December 18, 2024